An open letter to Virgin Trains
Re. Your website

STOP SENDING ME ROUND IN FUCKING CIRCLES YOU FUCKING BASTARDING RETARDS. I HAVE ALREADY REGISTERED AS A FUCKING CUSTOMER - AT LEAST, I'VE ALREADY ENTERED MY DETAILS ABOUT THREE TIMES AND CLICKED 'REGISTER.' STOP SENDING ME BACK TO THE PAGE WITH MY TICKETS ON AND THEN ASKING ME TO RE-ENTER MY DETAILS WHEN I CLICK 'CONTINUE.' I JUST WANT TO BUY THE FUCKING TICKETS. I'M OFFERING TO GIVE YOU MONEY. FOR THE TICKETS. Why don't you want my money? YOU GRINNING MONG-TREMBLING RETARDS, JUST LET ME BUY THE CUNTING TICKETS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK, GIVE ME STRENGTH...

Your Mum,
Mr S Crow
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

use the train line or something.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

DON'T TOY WITH ME
_{Actually that's probably not a bad idea...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

However
Do check prices as on east coast line it is cheaper to book through national express than the trainline. Weird.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh
Bit late for that. Still, I got a decent enough price, so I shan't complain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Yeah
They offer a 10% discount for booking on line, whereas the trainline doesn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Arses.
Oh well. I guess £45 open return from London to Manchester isn't bad. And at least they let me buy the ticket. UNLIKE FUCKING BASTARD VIRGIN TRAINS!!!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

That's pretty fuckin good

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Are you running adblock or other software that might be interfering with the worldlow of the website?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I am running adblock
What is a wordlow?

Am I going to feel very foolish?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Typo alert
that's predictive text for you. I meant WORKFLOW.

Probably a bit late now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)