I'm going to clean my entire flat this weekend.
Flatmate has decided to go and see his family for the weekend so I want to tart the place up a bit...
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:19, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Tarting the place up
Does that involve putting heavy make-up on the furniture and dressing the table/chair legs in sexy lingerie?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Not initially
but that sounds like quite a good idea. Rocky Horror flat FTW!
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Didn't Victorian types cover furniture legs
as they percieved them to be provocative?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Yup.
Ankles were as rude as spread mimsy.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

But they rubbed beeswax onto furniture
Makes you wonder what passed for foreplay in Victorian times.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Interesting mental image...
*does not like*
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Today I saw the Chinese subtitled version of Sith for the first time
WTF have I been doing on t'internet?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

True
You have to pick your moment otherwise people just get in the way - Or even worse: Interfere!

Spakka, You've no idea how bad it is. I've got a collection of old tooth brushes which I use to clean the grouting on the tiles and the tap spouts.

*Washes each hand 59 times in the correct sequence*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

In the case of my flatmate
that'll be get in the way!
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)