Come on my lovelies, it's nearly the weekend.

( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:48, 80 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Shotgun!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Damnit!
Oh well, there's enough cake for everyone.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Evening all
How're folk? I have managed a feat today which would make OCD suffering anal retentives wibble ...... I spent 3 hours cleaning my bathroom. It wasn't 'How clean is your house dirty' but it wasn't pristine.

We have guests at the weekend so wanted it to look acceptable, kind of got carried away.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Evenin' Spunky
OCD and cleaning make for a very clean house.

Perhaps someone should set up an agency that rents out cleaners with specific mental disorders for those specialised cleaning-tasks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

I'm going to clean my entire flat this weekend.
Flatmate has decided to go and see his family for the weekend so I want to tart the place up a bit...
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Tarting the place up
Does that involve putting heavy make-up on the furniture and dressing the table/chair legs in sexy lingerie?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Not initially
but that sounds like quite a good idea. Rocky Horror flat FTW!
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Didn't Victorian types cover furniture legs
as they percieved them to be provocative?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Yup.
Ankles were as rude as spread mimsy.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

But they rubbed beeswax onto furniture
Makes you wonder what passed for foreplay in Victorian times.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Interesting mental image...
*does not like*
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Today I saw the Chinese subtitled version of Sith for the first time
WTF have I been doing on t'internet?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

True
You have to pick your moment otherwise people just get in the way - Or even worse: Interfere!

Spakka, You've no idea how bad it is. I've got a collection of old tooth brushes which I use to clean the grouting on the tiles and the tap spouts.

*Washes each hand 59 times in the correct sequence*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

In the case of my flatmate
that'll be get in the way!
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Yay! It's one of these.
In order to keep this thread interesting, I'm keeping what I just had for dinner a closely guarded secret.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Arrrrrrrrgh!
My autism can't handle secrecy!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Hello
I am being hassled into going out and spending money tonight on beers.

Lovely, lovely beer.

But I haven't the money :(

what should I do to earn money between now and then?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

My advice is to plan for the future and invest in a homebrew kit
I'm saving those self sealing Grolsch bottles atm for the Winter. In the meantime? Meh, no idea.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I was reading
the Big Issue today and there was an article about how brewing your own beer would save the planet. I forget exactly how, I was distracted by a cake. (It was a very distracting cake. It had glitter and sparkly sequins and a jelly crocodile on it).
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Those are the evil doomcakes
They will stop at nothing to wreck the planet!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

.
Try writing poetry about how lovely beer is and offering to charge for poetry recitals. The more desperate you are, the better the poetry.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)

would you like a poem about beer?
I have no paypal account so you'll have you write me an i.o.u.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

I'll pay you with virtual beer if you want.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Could someone explain to me what the fuck this shit is all about, please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

you're so angry these days, Gonz :'(

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I know, it's no good, it really isn't.
Never mind, I got counciling tomorow, she'll explain to me why I've had such a shitty time this week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

you've not been feeling well lately?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Yup, that'll be the most of it.
Plus probably the whole Father's Day signs everywhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

*offers hugs and luffs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Cheers =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Aw shit,
Sorry to hear that man.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

*That silent nod that says 'thanks', but not quite knowing what to say*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

*nods back*
You don't have to say anything.
Just... All the best, eh?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Sorry to hear dude
* hugs *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

General fluff and silliness.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Ooooh, ok then. Here, have a photo of this handsome devil.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Fluff has taken a massive hit today!
I found this cheeky little number:
www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/popculture/a359/?cpg=ab

Prolly GC but I'm toying with getting it and also the Glennz Vader one.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Greetings Gonzy-babes and welcome to Home Sweet Home
These are threads that have no topic and just let us ramble on about whatever's on our minds. It's sort of like a concept-soup.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

I don't think it's the best idea I put my head on the internet.
I think I'll end up sectioned or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Or maybe the whole Internet would be in need of being sectioned
Not that that hasn't happened already.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Wouldn't worry matey
I view the internet like one of those dodgy Soho clubs where the clientelle are made up of Judges, Civil servants and Chief Constables but they all dress up as ponies and get spanked by busty wenches.

My less stable (pardon the pun) aspects come to the surface here but it's good and wholesome fun and I'm back to normal in the morning.

Sorry shit ain't A1.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

What is the point of a Home Sweet Home thread?
You seem to have them all the time over here.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

I started off on QOTW when replies to questions became long and rambling conversations about anything but the answer to the question
OT was created specifically to de-clog the main QOTW board. It proliferated for about a year, then mostly died off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

It's an attempt to see if two or more people can ask the same question in a row.
If they do, you shout "Shoefishball" while facing sideways in the mirror.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I would do this anyway.

( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Shoefishball!
* ducks *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

What are we all listening to this evening?
Currently I'm rediscovering why Kirsty MacColl kept me sane in my teens.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)

QOTSA atm
I'm considering loading the mp3 player up with System of a Down for the weekend as I have just packed the bag to hit the gym tomorrow - Treadmill + Vicinity of obscenity = WIN!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

The funniest thing I've seen recently
is my flatmate spinning on his swivel chair at the PC singing "terracotta terracotta terracotta pie" over and over :)
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

ISIHAC
From 09/05/1972. Then 16/05/1972, then...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Would now be a good time to admit I've never listened to ISIHAC?

( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

There's never a good time to reveal your shame
*has Maladicta deported*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I'm currently listening to the sounds of cars going by
but at work, I was listening to some of Moby's early tunes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I've moved on to S Club 7
This is probably not a good sign.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Any Cake Left???
In dire need of cakey goodness after loverly "customised" (or should that be "pimped"?) pizza and fresh-from-the-garden salad.

and how are all you sweet peeps this evening?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

There is always cake. Always.
Am having a lovely fluffeh evening; beef in the oven, tunes up loud and lovely people to talk to. Especially one.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

there's nothing finer than having a bit of beef in the oven...fnaar, fnaar.
any particular recipe? or a simple roast p'raps...
we had tesco pizza with home-added air dried pork and wallnut saucisson. ooh, look at us!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Odds and ends of beef that have been marinaded
and have now formed a giant lump of meaty joy ;)
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

a giant lump of meaty joy! LOL
now i have wine on my shirt...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I have beefs!
/Weebl & Bob
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Enjoy the meaty goodness...
NOM
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Greetings b69
This is my first complete evening in in a while. Have been doing lots of cycling lately, and of course went to the Moby concert.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

yeah, moby. so you're now officially gay. did he do the one off the jason bourne films?
i love moby. perhaps i'm gay and the family life is just a cover?
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

in fact...i think i'm in love with jason bourne too!
oh, the things a man of his calibre could do to you...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Kill you to death
five times before you hit the ground.

Jack Bauer could have him in a fight.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

like bollocks he could!
bourne would make bauer his bitch. in like 0.005 seconds.

FACT!!!!!

that is the end of the matter.

i feel very strongly about this...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

There is only one way to resolve this.
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

* steps in as peacemaker *
Why can't rocks, paper and scissors all get along? Afterall, my scissors made of paper rocks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

*sings give peace a chance*

( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

bourne could destroy bauer with rock, paper OR scissors.
oh god, it's gone all wrong...


so what about if we spliced bournes genes with some from kylie?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

That would be
utterly terrifying.
( Maladicta, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

but...
oh so sexy!
no?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Righty,
Tea and then bed ..... Long shift on the morrow. Catch y'all later.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

good evening..
and good night. sweet dreams!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

My stories for this week's QOTW
mostly involve incidents that could give lurkers who used to work with me a hint to who I am. Seems like the case with most QOTWs, but I think I'll post the incident of Dickheadgate.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Psychoville starting now...
watching...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I meant
to post more here tonight... but my multitasking wasn't switched on.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

;-)
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Greetings fuzzy
I'm feeling knackered after a week of late nights and cycling, but still have several Internets open at once, but that still doesn't make me any good at multitasking.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Hey Spazzmo!
just about to watch "No Country For Old Men" off of a 3quid dvd off of tesco. but a "wee" bit "poned'n'stissed" ociffer.

god, i hate how radio 1 gets in my brain...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)