I thought I would go along at 4, soak up the atmosphere
and leave once the support band starts so I don't have to listen to that awful racket.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I see no need to enter the venue. You may catch swine flu. Surely circling the place at a safe distance (shall we say 80 metres) will suffice.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Swine Flu?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

A nasty cold anyway, which is similar.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Ah, I see.
I've got hayfever today.
Can that disease kill me?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

No
only a steak through the heart can kill you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Steak through the heart?
And you're to blame.
You give love a bad name.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

love massive vaginas
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Steak through the heart?
That sounds like a euphemism for a blotto'd "me" trying to penetrate a menstruating girl with my soft-cock.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

If you have other allergies then it could morph and become a super allergy. You cant be too careful. I suggest isolation is not only a sensible precaution but also a moral obligation. And we all know these viruses spread via the internet so turn off your PC for at least a week.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

You bastard

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

What?

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I know what you did there
Don't you think I didn't notice!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I'm amazing.

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

amazing
a sex-pest
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Did you get it?
Did you get it?


Are you sure you got it?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

How fucking dare you
Seriously? I work in an office within the fine food industry O.K.? So I think I'm pretty fucking qualified to tell you if I got it or not?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Look, I'm a qualified Hod-Carrier
so I think I know the best way to decide whether or not your food is fine enough.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

*rolls-eyes*
I know for a fact that every customer that you've built a wall for has come out upset. Unlike their last hod-carrier who actually CARED, and didn't need to be asked THREE TIMES about if their food is fine or not.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)