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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Being in Londondoing a university Open Day. You win.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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Is that where all the Students get to see how open their lecturers legs are?(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
No,you're thinking of your mum's house
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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You sleep with your students at my mums house?FFS, you could use your own bed, that's disgusting, I stayed there on Tuesday, I might have slept in your fanny paste without realising.
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it wasn't fanny pasteit was precum.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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That would explain the textureA bit like a cats tongue.
If the cat had been gargling marmite.
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Can cats gargle?I know rats can't vomit. And I've never seen a cat gargling. Apart from the one that enjoyed being strangled as I bumsexualised it.
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Oh come on, we both know it was a mixture(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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