You are awesome.
She's doing Fringe, if you're UK-based. And Edinburgh's a place for b3tabashes, isn't it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm Kent-based but can be in London in either 2 hours or half an hour (work for Eurostar).
Haven't been to a bash since I was commuting, and am dying to meet some more of you lovely people :)
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I've had a semi-bash with Spikeypickle and AA
Which was fun, and would love to meet more of the b3tans as well, even though I'm not particularly well-known! (or well-known at all, for that matter... :D) I'm re-locating to London though, touchwood, so that hsould be fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I met a few last year:
clendrix, Wookiee, Kaol, DiT, bill, Axai, ancrenne, wanderlust, MM, beckyletters, and MM's beautiful dog (who is not a b3tan but is gorgeous and deserves a mention). Am determined to make it to the next London bash as there are a few people - one in particular - I'm keen to meet.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

When is the next bash?
I'm probably going to be in London shopping and trying to rape V, so I might pop along and be very shy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Not 100% sure myself - am tempted to organise one
just so I know it'll be when I'm free. Got a week off work in mid-July and want to be in London for at least some of that :)
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I need to look at when my holiday plans are
and where Acton is, because that's where I'd be staying if I went.
That MIGHT mean I'd have to bring a non-b3tan with me.
But he knows about the internet, in fact I think he's an elegan/tg/entleman.
Provided I even get the courage to go!
I'm doing the Manc one, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Hey, I wouldn't worry. Normals are welcome too :)
Not sure where Acton is myself, my geography of London is most failsome; I only know the areas I've been to a few times (immediate vicinity of Waterloo and St Pancras, Camden, and Covent Garden).
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I intend
To get you better aquainted with Victoria or Kings Cross... either is good. At least, a very small part of.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

How small
is small?
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Dunno
Room sized?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Room sized is good.
Very good. I insist this happens as soon as possible for great justice.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Pick a date
And it will happen :P
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

I can give you a week's window in mid-July for now
but will touch base with you with a more precise figure nearer the time, sir. As compensation for the inconvenience, please accept this hand-typed apology letter and two standard class vouchers.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Ooooh! Vouchers!
But who to take with me... any sugegstions?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Me! Me! I speak French!
And I like waffles!
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I wouldn't call V normal.
He's a great boy though, I love him to bits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Then he will be
more than welcome. We like fluffeh people :)
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Beautiful Russians that have brogue Doc Martens?
And white glasses?
and silly haircuts?
and lovely skinny legs?

I'm afraid I can't keep him all to myself and he'll go off with someone.
Like Kaol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Keep him on a lead.
Works for me.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

If he ever finds this
(he knows I'm a b3tawhore)
he will be TERRIFIED.
Fuck keeping him on a leash, I might just feed him a mixture of rohypnol and Viagra and keep him in a suitcase.
/ruined reputation
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm not scary. Really.
*pulls leash* Down, boy!
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

yes mistress!
*crouches at feet*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Good pet. *pats*

( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Me me!
If I wasn't taken, I'd take him
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

:(
Right, he's not coming. I'll bring the vitriolic bitchy gay with me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Aww... shame. Bring people though
the more the merrier.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I just don't want people to have him!
If I can't NO ONE CAN!
/cries
/strokes effigy

Not sure who of my friends would want to come; people were scared of me meeting AA and he's a big pussy!
No, actually. He's not. He's a ginormous twat and I hate him.
(Let's see how thoroughly he reads the board, eh? :P)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Bitchy gay
vs wimpy bi with a temper. Who'd win?

WILL THEY BLEND?!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

He burst his boyfriend's eardrum in a fight.
When I was last drunk I hit him full force in the face. I only now realise how lucky I am to have all my teeth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

That is the question!
Everything blends. Except Chuck Norris.

*hopes you mean the infomercials with the guy with the glasses*
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)