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Perhaps you could replace your head with a strip-bulb, and then you could be called Strip-Lamp (THAT IS ALSO NOT AN INNUENDO). You could also add a lamp-shade too for good measure.

Ah well, at least you'll still have the finished-exams high while your friends have already started going through the withdrawal-symptoms of their post-exam high.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:21, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The origins of my name is that I'm a slag who makes innuendoes
:D
Not sure of the literal meaning though
*picks up Liddell and Scott*
I'm not very bright :(

I dunno. I'm missing my friend's birthday thing as it's the night before my last exam :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Ah well
at least it's not as bad as the origin of my b3ta-name which came from an incident where I forgot to take off my underpants at a crucial moment.

Pity about your friend's birthday. If you had a time-machine, you could have gone back in time to your friend's birth and stuffed a cork up her mother's uterus for a day. That way, you can celebrate your end-of-exams on her birthday.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)