Lets call an idle chat thread what it really is

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:11, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good morning squire!
how goes it this fair(ly damp) morning?
pulled an intercostal muscle yesterday, it only hurts when i laugh. or cough. or breathe...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, Reply)

aww you poor thing.
I came home from work early for once.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

good morning
All. Will we be watching the F1 weekend?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I certainly plan to
I do like a bit of F1 of a weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Hello there
any distraction welcome from looking into viable alternatives to session variables in ASP (and no, I don't want to use POST / GET statements nor do I want to use a database. Or Frames.

(goes back to scouring Google for good alternatives)
( I_Was_Mordred, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

for gawd's sake
Allow this.
(ταυτα ἐᾳ)

I'm fed up of having exams.
Should have a good time tonight though; off to see a friend and have funteims.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Euripides
pants, you pay for them, capisce?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh, totally.
Though I don't do Euripides, the Tragedy exam was on Sophocles :D

I've got to write into Greek on Tuesday.
Any practice passages would be appreciated.
Give me something to translate; I'll have a go :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Greetings Lamp-head
Been ages since I last had exams of any sort (unless you count the technical questions they give in job-interviews). If you want to procrastinate, you know where to find us.

b3ta - sabotaging exam-results since 2001

But hope your exams go well. Howmany do you have left?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Just the one
1 hour 15 minutes on Toozday afternoon.

If I am indeed a lamp, I feel like my bulb has burst.
(THAT IS NOT AN INNUENDO)
It's ranging from feeling like my head's stuffed with polyfiller to feeling like my brain is trying to vacate my skull via my eardrums.

Most people finished last week :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

.
Perhaps you could replace your head with a strip-bulb, and then you could be called Strip-Lamp (THAT IS ALSO NOT AN INNUENDO). You could also add a lamp-shade too for good measure.

Ah well, at least you'll still have the finished-exams high while your friends have already started going through the withdrawal-symptoms of their post-exam high.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

The origins of my name is that I'm a slag who makes innuendoes
:D
Not sure of the literal meaning though
*picks up Liddell and Scott*
I'm not very bright :(

I dunno. I'm missing my friend's birthday thing as it's the night before my last exam :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Ah well
at least it's not as bad as the origin of my b3ta-name which came from an incident where I forgot to take off my underpants at a crucial moment.

Pity about your friend's birthday. If you had a time-machine, you could have gone back in time to your friend's birth and stuffed a cork up her mother's uterus for a day. That way, you can celebrate your end-of-exams on her birthday.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Mornin'
Just got back from the hospital (fracture clinic) and I'm sitting with a nice steaming cuppa. F1 later and dinner at a village gastropub this evening. Life is good!



BTW anyone know the chords to Daniel merriweather's song 'cigarettes'?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I was going to ask what you'd broken
then I saw your status.
Ow.
How did you manage THAT?!

/has never broken a bone
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Metatarsal right hand
It's the one next to my pinkie. Hurts like a bastard at times! I did it stopping a car door slamming shut, I missed the soft bit on the door and managed to hit the window surround with just the one knuckle. FAIL!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

'f't'nooo
Was at a house-party last night. Didn't get home until 6am. We played Guitar Hero and spent ages dancing to videos we found on Youtube such as this one and this one, and even this.

Unlike pubs and clubs, house parties leave me smelling of smoke.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)