One white one brown
Brown for first course, white for pudding...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

as i just explained to spakka...
i have virtual sourdough but real wholemeal.
i have real orange marmalade but virtual lemon.
real wholemeal+real orange=virtual wholemeal+virtual lemon.
virtual sourdough+real orange=real sourdough+real lemon.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Hm
the agony of choice...

I'd have to say the sourdough and lemon, it should perk me up for the moving of boxes I have to do in an hour.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

so is that...
virtual sourdough+virtual lemon=real sourdough+orange.
or
virtual sourdough+real orange=real sourdough+real lemon.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Oh
definitely virtual sourdough+virtual lemon=real sourdough+orange
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

coming right up!
tea or coffee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Tea
always tea...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

inserts joke about real-i-tea...
and runs!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

You'd better
run fast... I'm a dab hand at throwing toast
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

ducks!
oh come on, forgive me! that was crying out to be had.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Well ok
*administers rueful admonishment*

Now sit back down at the table and stop playing with your knife and fork
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

would you like a crispy won-ton?
i have 2 left, 1 chicken 1 prawn.

won-tons for brekky, how decadent!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Oooh
don't mind if I do... do we have doily's to eat them off?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

indeed we do, pink ones.
it's the last one, prawn, enjoy...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

*nom nom*
*dabs edges of mouth with a scented handkerchief*

*gives forth a satisfying eruction*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

*gives forth a satisfying erection*
Rude!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

*raises hand to mouth in shock and horror*
*calls for epsom salts*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

this thread's getting a bit narrow!
i can barely squeeze my won-ton engorged body in here!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I think
I'm running out of epsom salts....
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Plus: SQUEEZE yourself like an octopus

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

have you seen the size of me?
16stone of taut, agile plumber...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

So... a large octopus?
Meh, you're smaller than me. Plus I am weak as all I lift is paper.

*feels hollow and unmanly inside*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

okay, here goes...
*gets corset, struggles into corset, tightens corset, passes out*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Thats the spirit!
*heaves hard on corset strings*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

must get thinner...
must die trying...
must eat anti-matter...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Still got plenty of space left...
on my wonderfully huge screen!
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

it keeps getting W I D E R
is this what it's like at the edge of the universe?
wow!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)