I don't think I could hold onto one of them and balance at the same time.
trust me, I'll be clinging on for dear life!
Have you not heard the tales about my balance?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:33, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I do
hear that it was up for sale on E-bay and only got 3 bids...

There could be stirrups... why am I trying to turn myself into some sort of manhorse?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Because you love being ridden,
and ridden hard. That's why.

And I wouldn't be surprised! just the other day my cat managed to make me fall while I was putting on my knickers in the morning. He jumped out of nowhere, I got a fright, and fell on my bum.
/elegant
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Ha
well possibly.

The whipping is usually optional tho'.

Wow... so you really do have no balance? Or a very scary cat.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Kind of both - my cat is a bit of a mental.
but I'm known for my lack of balance and clumsiness. I'm especially well known for falling up/down stairs at school, tripping, falling over my own feet. I also can't stand on two feet with my eyes closed without swaying like I'm drunk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I used
to date a girl who kept on tripping over things.

She also used to try to keep on talking when swigging from a bottle of water... that didn't go well
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

hmmm
I used to be given leads in musicals because I could sing, but they always put me at the back or gave me the easiest possible steps because I couldn't dance to save my life.
I quit last year and haven't looked back. I resented those horrible dances.

EDIT: I also do that talking and drinking water thing. You'd think I'd've learned by now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Meh
I can't sing or dance.

I can, however, do strange things with my thumbs as they are double jointed.

I do, however, have to discover a way of making profit from this.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Circus time!
come on, I'll join you, I'm really really reaaaaaaaaaaally bendy freakishly flexible.

I can skip with my own arms. fact.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)