Seeing as it's long gone in the mists of time and pages and pages ago
I vote we resurrect Deviltania. Who's with me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No one?
Right, I vote myself GRAND HIGH CHIEF of DEVILTANIA, Minister of defence and lady of the letters.

Any naysayers?

No?

Good.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Skips around Deviltania, setting off rocket launchers in various directions

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Deviltania has been renamed Beckumbia
SON OF JOR EL, KNEEL BEFORE BECKUMBIA
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

All of this wide open space, just for me
Frolics and gambols and launches grenades at nearby AT AT's
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I'm off for some frottage

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I'M REALLY NOT HAVING THAT.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Too bad sweets, should've taken me up on my offer earlier, it's my country now Dave

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Yeah, you think it is but it isn't.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Oh it so is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Well, not really.
Beckumbia is more of a county or area within Deviltania. Like Cornwall.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

It's actually parallel with Columbia
so all of my troops are hardened crack whores. They're aces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Can they fire quarters out of their mimsies?

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to reveal my TOP SECRET plans of defence

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I still have the nuclear codes, you know.
A hint of insurrection and I'll blow us all to kingdom come.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I'll be good!
*hides miniature camera and zipwires*
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I stole them off you and changed them at the BBQ on Saturday
Didn't you notice I was being extra friendly?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

You'll find that all you got was the pin number for Als account.
I double bluffed you!

AHAHAHAHAHA! FIRE WEAPONS! WITHOUT PREJUDICE! DESTROY DEVILTANIA, DESTROY IT ALL!

*KABLAMMO*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Does that mean
we has a dead?
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

So you've remotely blown everything up and gone to bed then
fine. I shall overcome my own kingdom and build it far more mightily than yours. When I can be arsed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
I'll pay homage in the morning after my cup of coffee.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about,
but I want no part in it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

FUCK OFF, MY COUNTRY. YOU'RE NOT INVITED

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN B3TA GOES OFFLINE IN AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Are you not coming back then?
glees
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

And so
when you realised you couldn't stamp out the HSH threads, you had to find some other place to take over.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

hsh threads are dead
you're just fucking the corpse.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Sure why not?
It wasn't my intention to stamp them out, just not contribute anything to them anymore. People would soon see for themselves if it was worth adding to them or not.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

You had 110 posts on HSH, Spak.
It still works. No one tried to stamp it out.
People just like different topics and stuff.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

QED

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Precisely

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Exactly

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Oh ffs

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I don't remember what that is.
*shames*
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

this doesn't help much
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=Deviltania
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Not much
but if it involves cake and kittens, I want in!
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post202012#qotw-post-202276
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Bloody hell,
well done Spak! You're organised :)

*devours nostalgia*
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

greatly organised or generously locating everything
you decide :-)
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

In my own circumstances I'd say
generously locating everything, such as the boss asking "where's [thing]?" and then me miraculously locating [thing] five minutes later from under a pile of crap!
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)