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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Quickly V ! Remind yourself that in coding practices, the W3C Standards are irrelivent to good website aimed at your customers !
WOOOH THERE, YOU'VE GONE TO FAR, YOU'VE USED FLASH AS A MAIN COMPONENT !
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
But I like flashing :(

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)
Oh man, you're not thinking of your SEO.
Won't somebody think of the targets !
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I'm sorry Mr very important businessman
I will take time to purify myself of these well thought out practices and convert to the way of the initialisms, acronyms and weasel words.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Great, now let's Bluesky Project Pub, I'll get my people to call your people to see if we can synagize our iCals,
It's all Srs Bzns.

Actually, on a side note, I actually had to use the world "Creative Process" a couple of days ago, as a client hasn't stopped calling me every 12 hours since we signed up for a job, I told him how he can't rush design work like this, and it'll be ready when I said it'll be.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)
Twice a day?
Not too bad.
Try every 15 minutes.
That's enough to try even my near-limitless patience.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I'm tempted to update him with pointless jargin when I get to the development stage.
"YEah', yeah', I'm just call on the db.mysql.class.php right now, yeah', I've made an incidance of it now, yeah', calling on the Insert function, yeah', using Sprintf to sanitise the query, yup, collecting results now. Damn, left out a percent charactor. Ok, fixed, now updating query, ok, got the results I want. Yup, passing them through to the template instance. Cool, now I'm making a table with three columns, no wa......etc"
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Haha!
Just give him a twitter-style stream of consciousness.
Serve him right!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
You? Near limitless patience?
Surely not!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)
I've beaten Saints
In patience-contests.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
Only by cheating
You left an innocent child nearby knowing full well that they'd be unable to control their urges.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Not cheating!
A win's a win!
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

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