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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes.
They'd ferment the milkings underground in earthenware jars with sturdy corks and wax seals.

Then make the resultant proteinous mass into candyfloss.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Kaol is right.
He was a waitress, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Very true
I've got the photos to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
*trips over a dog to get to the photos*
are you sure he was a waitress?
are you sure?
certain?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Eurgh
You want to see Kaol in a waitress outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)
He'll have to pay, like the rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
Oh waitress, I didn't order chipolata sausage!
Oh wait...it's just that your skirt is short.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)
*cries*
This has actually happened to me before. The stupid male waitress ruined my meal :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Really?
A bit of surprise sausage is usually a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Not when you're eating!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)
WHAT?
By flashing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Yes!
It was terrible. I did get a free meal out of it though =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Because you sucked him off?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)
little bit less subtle than how I worded it
I forgot where I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)
No!
Presumably because the restaurant manger thought flashing a customer was bad form. He didn't get fired in front of everybody though which was disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Are you sure this is a real story?
Not a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I hope not. I like the idea of a restaurant manger.
"...and this is where Baby Jebus had his first supper."
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Of course
It's teh internet lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)
chomping down on some waiter's pork truncheon
isn't my idea of a good free meal....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

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