OMG, someone told me Wormulus is really Barry of Barry island
is it true?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:13, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No.
People from Barry are Real Men who don't wear scarves.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Don't be daft
It's Barry as in Barry Chuckle
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

No no no...you're getting confused.
You were told Wormulus should be shipped to Barry Island.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Ahhh that must be it.
Wormulus would fit in so well on Barry island
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

He would be their King within hours.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I was thinking more their bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

They'd milk him dry.

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

really, are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Got to be certain on this
ARE YOU SURE?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Yes.
They'd ferment the milkings underground in earthenware jars with sturdy corks and wax seals.

Then make the resultant proteinous mass into candyfloss.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Kaol is right.
He was a waitress, you know.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Very true
I've got the photos to prove it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

*trips over a dog to get to the photos*
are you sure he was a waitress?
are you sure?
certain?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Eurgh
You want to see Kaol in a waitress outfit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

He'll have to pay, like the rest.

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Oh waitress, I didn't order chipolata sausage!
Oh wait...it's just that your skirt is short.
Carry on.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

*cries*
This has actually happened to me before. The stupid male waitress ruined my meal :(
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Really?
A bit of surprise sausage is usually a good thing.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Not when you're eating!

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

WHAT?
By flashing you?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yes!
It was terrible. I did get a free meal out of it though =D
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Because you sucked him off?

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

little bit less subtle than how I worded it
I forgot where I was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

No!
Presumably because the restaurant manger thought flashing a customer was bad form. He didn't get fired in front of everybody though which was disappointing.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Are you sure this is a real story?
Not a dream?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I hope not. I like the idea of a restaurant manger.
"...and this is where Baby Jebus had his first supper."
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Of course
It's teh internet lies.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

chomping down on some waiter's pork truncheon
isn't my idea of a good free meal....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Why don't we all go to Barry Island this summer
and have a beach bash?
I can imagine all the pastey white people flouncing in the water...
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

because it is a raging shithole?
everyone would be much better off in Devon for a beach bash ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

But that's the point of going
to laugh at all the inbred people and eat carnival food that looks like turd on a stick
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Can we go there on Saturday?

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

yes we can :)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Hahaha!
Awesome!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I have a tan now
but it's outside the M25 and I wont be getting laid, so that breaks my bash rule.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You're so boring
I've got a car and Kaol has a lead pipe: You'd make it to Barry Island.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I'm still saying no

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

So am I then

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I do want to see pictures though
but for now I'm heading for a nap. All this beer drinking and lazing in the sun has made me quite tired.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Well I'm going.
On Saturday. Ha!
EDIT: I'll take my camera.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Lame

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

This is 100% true.

( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

I FUCKING KNEW IT
Hi Barry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48, Reply)