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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Suckin' on yo titties like they wanted you,
Callin you, all the time like blondie
Check out your chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, that's exactly what they're doing.
*wishes she knew what you were talking about*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I likes :)
Need to get into more music, really. Any other recommendations you can throw my way, good sir?
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_x6aYcO8Y&feature=related
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Oh baby now we're talkin

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

^ This.
Looks like I missed a fair bit while b3ta was not here and I was at work... am catching up.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

No
no we aren't.

And we won't be in the future either.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Oh but we could
it could be fun
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Geekytalk
I just ran by a character in World of Warcraft called Maladicta...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I thought I was unique and special.
*sads*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

No
this is better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4zN2uAdB4
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I'm quite partial to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcu7OCIqlqE
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Oh I love that song, it's awesome
Evening cunts and cuntesses, how are we all?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Slightly sunburnt

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I have very amusing tan lines from today
I thought it was just my stomach, but it's the tops of my thighs as well. This does not bode well for tomorrow's date.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Slut

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Oh get to fuck you cunt

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

What's wrong with you?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Me? She/he/it called me a slut
that's not nice in my book after she/he/it showed me their tits. I bet they weren't even theirs.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Fuck my pain away
Baby
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I would
but you're not attractive enough for me.

sorry
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Methinks you're standards are too high
For your face
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

You could cut the pain away?

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

No ta
Emo is wrong.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Your call

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Please edit it
looking at such a piss awful spelling error is starting to offend my eyes.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Agreed

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Sorry, I didnt realise the grammar police lived here

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

They are everywhere.
They're omnivorous.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

They don't
I'm not normally bothered on the difference between your and you're, but that was neither, which makes it the spelling police, not the grammar police.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

pedant
I cant help it if I have autism
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I suspect that may be a lie.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

on the Internet
no less
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Pfft.
N00b.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH
N00B meatpuppet
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Excuse plz
But what do you mean?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

You know what she means

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I don't, tho.
I am new & confused. I bet youll try to take advantage of me and my firm young breasts.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Depends if you're a lez-been or not

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

She just gazzed me her tits so I reckon so
pretty firm though.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Nice
forward them to me would you.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

you've got to pander first
maybe she'll send them to you then. It'd be breaking a code of ethics for me to forward them.

Edit: Hey Gaz doesn't have the forward function. How odd.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

You weren't meant to tell anyone...
Now I shall put the baby oil away!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Funspoiler

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

POIDH
Want to see!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Well...
I do like both girls and boys, that much is true.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

ORLY
shame I don't date b3tans anymore as you've got rather nice looking norks
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Oh I really wish I could see these firm, young and delicate breasts
surely they must belong to a truly wonderous person, I bet the person who they belong to is really fun to talk to and love fluffles and kittens and ... Seriously, how can anyone type that kind of shit? I'm bored just reading two fucking lines.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Put me on ignore then
I have several of your type on there and I only signed up a few days ago.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

People like
the creepy guy in Terminator 2 who licks Sarah Conners face?
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Ewwwwwwww he totally creeps me out
is he a b3ta guy then? He's horrible and lecherous
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I dispise that guy
I think that's where I got the licking faces thing from though :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Where the fuck did you hear her?
I thought she was an acquired taste.
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girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I used to play that song at my club night
Filthy filthy tune.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Filthier the better.
Am also partial to listening to HWC by Liz Phair on the bus to work. Makes me grin :)
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I prefer Fuck and Run

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I love all her stuff.
She's unapologetically dirty and I shouldn't want to be her a little bit.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I first heard the lyrics
being quoted by Jason Mewes in Mallrats.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Mallrats is full of win.
*wants to watch it again now*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

It's got nothing on Clerks

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

*has not seen*
*shames*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Get thee to Pirate Bay now!
*shakes head in shame*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Fuck off, get to a bloody dvd store or play.com or some such retailer. This needs to be purchased

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I had to buy
it on Region 1 as it didn't used to be available in Region 2 and I had to own a copy
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Same here
All of my Kevin smith films are region one except for Jersey girl which I refuse to buy.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Jersey Girl?
What's that about again?
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

http://tinyurl.com/bl2cr3

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

*steals link for annoying customers*

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Consider it done.
I'm amazed flatmate doesn't own it, it was him who showed me Mallrats!

Secretary arrived today :) as well as Two Pints series 1-6 *awaits flaming*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I wouldn't usually
but having watched a few episodes of two pints...THROWING MONEY AWAY ON FUCKING PIFFLE AND BILGE. That show is an utter wankfest.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

The musical episode is full of win.
It's a guilty pleasure show for me, and it was only 25 quid on amazon *cowers*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

That's twenty five quid
that could have been spent on something so much better.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Shamefully so.
At the moment most of my money gets spunked on phone credit for data charges to keep me sane at work...
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Christ, you can buy a rampant rabbit for that
if you know where to shop
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Clearly I don't
*sads*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I used to send my female friends
Rampant Rabbits for their birthdays for a while.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Stalker Girl bought me underwear.
I freaked just a little bit.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

What a fantastic present
didn't the boys feel jeallous?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Buy them cock rings!
Everyone wins!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I don't think they would have appreciated that

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Perhaps not.
Not all men do, after all.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

My ex did, it was the only way he could get me to cum though
fucking useless otherwise
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Been there. Not got it.
*sads*
*misses sexy tiem*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

MTFU
get a rampant rabbit
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

*has one*
Can't use it when flatmate's home, it sounds like a dentist's drill, though! And doesn't cuddle and make tea afterwards.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

All 2 pints is Shit.
The sooner you realise this the better the world will be.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

That's terrible behaviour.
Your on the internet, and you havent seen Clerks.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

*shames*
I've been here five years and no one told me I had to :(
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I've got a little red L and I've seen it.
I am 110% of the awesome, and you should bow to me. BOW TO YOUR GOD!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I bow to no one!
... well, one person. Sometimes. But mostly no.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

It's so much funnier
than Clerks.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I disagree
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks has a lot more mileage than any lines in Mallrats
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

So apparently
does the girlfriend!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

"I'm going to have sex with her somewhere very uncomfortable.
What? In the back of a Volkswagon?"
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Which then gets done to death
Too much Affleck
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'm not sure there is a category of Affleck
which is not too much.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

MOdes of death
Never too much of that.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

No, definitely not.

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

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