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Bit empty tonight isn't it?
Where is everyone?
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:53, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Suckin' on yo titties like they wanted you,
Callin you, all the time like blondie
Check out your chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Yes, that's exactly what they're doing.
*wishes she knew what you were talking about*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I likes :)
Need to get into more music, really. Any other recommendations you can throw my way, good sir?
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_x6aYcO8Y&feature=related
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Oh baby now we're talkin

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

^ This.
Looks like I missed a fair bit while b3ta was not here and I was at work... am catching up.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

No
no we aren't.

And we won't be in the future either.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Oh but we could
it could be fun
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Geekytalk
I just ran by a character in World of Warcraft called Maladicta...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I thought I was unique and special.
*sads*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

No
this is better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4zN2uAdB4
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I'm quite partial to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcu7OCIqlqE
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Oh I love that song, it's awesome
Evening cunts and cuntesses, how are we all?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Slightly sunburnt

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I have very amusing tan lines from today
I thought it was just my stomach, but it's the tops of my thighs as well. This does not bode well for tomorrow's date.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Slut

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Oh get to fuck you cunt

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

What's wrong with you?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Me? She/he/it called me a slut
that's not nice in my book after she/he/it showed me their tits. I bet they weren't even theirs.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Fuck my pain away
Baby
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I would
but you're not attractive enough for me.

sorry
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Methinks you're standards are too high
For your face
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

You could cut the pain away?

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

No ta
Emo is wrong.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Your call

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Please edit it
looking at such a piss awful spelling error is starting to offend my eyes.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Agreed

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Sorry, I didnt realise the grammar police lived here

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

They are everywhere.
They're omnivorous.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

They don't
I'm not normally bothered on the difference between your and you're, but that was neither, which makes it the spelling police, not the grammar police.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

pedant
I cant help it if I have autism
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I suspect that may be a lie.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

on the Internet
no less
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Pfft.
N00b.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH
N00B meatpuppet
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Excuse plz
But what do you mean?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

You know what she means

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I don't, tho.
I am new & confused. I bet youll try to take advantage of me and my firm young breasts.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Depends if you're a lez-been or not

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

She just gazzed me her tits so I reckon so
pretty firm though.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Nice
forward them to me would you.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

you've got to pander first
maybe she'll send them to you then. It'd be breaking a code of ethics for me to forward them.

Edit: Hey Gaz doesn't have the forward function. How odd.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

You weren't meant to tell anyone...
Now I shall put the baby oil away!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Funspoiler

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

POIDH
Want to see!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Well...
I do like both girls and boys, that much is true.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

ORLY
shame I don't date b3tans anymore as you've got rather nice looking norks
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Oh I really wish I could see these firm, young and delicate breasts
surely they must belong to a truly wonderous person, I bet the person who they belong to is really fun to talk to and love fluffles and kittens and ... Seriously, how can anyone type that kind of shit? I'm bored just reading two fucking lines.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Put me on ignore then
I have several of your type on there and I only signed up a few days ago.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

People like
the creepy guy in Terminator 2 who licks Sarah Conners face?
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Ewwwwwwww he totally creeps me out
is he a b3ta guy then? He's horrible and lecherous
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I dispise that guy
I think that's where I got the licking faces thing from though :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Where the fuck did you hear her?
I thought she was an acquired taste.
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girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I used to play that song at my club night
Filthy filthy tune.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Filthier the better.
Am also partial to listening to HWC by Liz Phair on the bus to work. Makes me grin :)
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I prefer Fuck and Run

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I love all her stuff.
She's unapologetically dirty and I shouldn't want to be her a little bit.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I first heard the lyrics
being quoted by Jason Mewes in Mallrats.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Mallrats is full of win.
*wants to watch it again now*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

It's got nothing on Clerks

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

*has not seen*
*shames*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Get thee to Pirate Bay now!
*shakes head in shame*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Fuck off, get to a bloody dvd store or play.com or some such retailer. This needs to be purchased

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I had to buy
it on Region 1 as it didn't used to be available in Region 2 and I had to own a copy
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Same here
All of my Kevin smith films are region one except for Jersey girl which I refuse to buy.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Jersey Girl?
What's that about again?
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

http://tinyurl.com/bl2cr3

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

*steals link for annoying customers*

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Consider it done.
I'm amazed flatmate doesn't own it, it was him who showed me Mallrats!

Secretary arrived today :) as well as Two Pints series 1-6 *awaits flaming*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I wouldn't usually
but having watched a few episodes of two pints...THROWING MONEY AWAY ON FUCKING PIFFLE AND BILGE. That show is an utter wankfest.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

The musical episode is full of win.
It's a guilty pleasure show for me, and it was only 25 quid on amazon *cowers*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

That's twenty five quid
that could have been spent on something so much better.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Shamefully so.
At the moment most of my money gets spunked on phone credit for data charges to keep me sane at work...
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Christ, you can buy a rampant rabbit for that
if you know where to shop
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Clearly I don't
*sads*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I used to send my female friends
Rampant Rabbits for their birthdays for a while.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Stalker Girl bought me underwear.
I freaked just a little bit.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

What a fantastic present
didn't the boys feel jeallous?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Buy them cock rings!
Everyone wins!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I don't think they would have appreciated that

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Perhaps not.
Not all men do, after all.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

My ex did, it was the only way he could get me to cum though
fucking useless otherwise
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Been there. Not got it.
*sads*
*misses sexy tiem*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

MTFU
get a rampant rabbit
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

*has one*
Can't use it when flatmate's home, it sounds like a dentist's drill, though! And doesn't cuddle and make tea afterwards.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

All 2 pints is Shit.
The sooner you realise this the better the world will be.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

That's terrible behaviour.
Your on the internet, and you havent seen Clerks.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

*shames*
I've been here five years and no one told me I had to :(
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I've got a little red L and I've seen it.
I am 110% of the awesome, and you should bow to me. BOW TO YOUR GOD!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I bow to no one!
... well, one person. Sometimes. But mostly no.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

It's so much funnier
than Clerks.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I disagree
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks has a lot more mileage than any lines in Mallrats
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

So apparently
does the girlfriend!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

"I'm going to have sex with her somewhere very uncomfortable.
What? In the back of a Volkswagon?"
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Which then gets done to death
Too much Affleck
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'm not sure there is a category of Affleck
which is not too much.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

MOdes of death
Never too much of that.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

No, definitely not.

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

They weren't in Tesco
the car-park was almost empty
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Tesco is a shitty dogging site, isn't it?

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Worse than
building sites
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

And round the back of the bowling alley in
Ashford.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

God! I wander about thinking I know it all and you young ones have beaten me to it regarding filth.
*gets cardigan and knitting and gives up*
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girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

*joins BGB in a nice cup of tea*

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I dunno!
You get your bits pierced and think that's it, I'm hardcore and some young whippersnapper and gone and outdone you by having sex with a one legged bi-sexual rugby player and you think....why do I bother.
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girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

None of my bits are pierced, not the important ones anyway.
All I do is order around and be ordered around, really. Feel like everyone else is getting more interesting sexy tiem than me... outside, up trees, in hotels, and can not has yet.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Getting your bits pierced isn't really hardcore though
A one legged rugby player is something I would like to see however.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

^ This

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

'scuse me...
Is the kettle still warm... Jumping on any thread here as I have more fantabulous news... just shared on this wk's QOTW. Has partially restored my faith in humanity, so I'm on here for you guys to shatter it again for me.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

*turns kettle back on* Your boss is all of the win.
Pull up a chair and tell us more. I miss someone and need company.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

The stuff...
My bed and mattress alone cost over £2k, and they're only 12 months old.
And he's paying my wage for the next 2 months. I can enjoy London! Oh, wait, that will all be eaten up my by first month's rent payment, ah well, never mind!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

The sentiment is there and that's adorable.
My boss is nice, but she's not that nice! *glads for you*

He must know what the cost of living is like in London so that's even more lovely of him to do it for you :)
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

It is a world of goodness at the moment.
I may even sit back and enjoy it for a while!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I spend my days in a fug of fluffeh at the moment.
It's absolutely lovely.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Wait....
Are you lulling me into a false sense of security before becky screams at me to MTFU while she brandishes her decidedly-not-She-Ra-esque swords?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Not even slightly.
I'm all about the fluffeh.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

*looks around shiftily*
Quick, here, have some internet hugs and cake and tea!!

*runs away*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Come baaaaack!
You spilt the teeeeeaa!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Ok,
I'm prepared now.

*is wearing a riding hat, and has stuffed a pillow down the front and back of her clothes. And has wellies on*

I'm ready for the attack.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

And kittums.
Don't forget the kittums. They can disarm at 30 paces.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

FFS, I can't leave you alone for even a minute can I?

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

I'm a terrible influence.

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I'm just taking a look at your story
but have a MTFU for the meantime.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Why thank you
I feel my evening isn't the same without one these days.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Awww I've made an impact ,)
Cool boss, but what happens when you have to leave him and his snotty kids?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I become poor again.
But I'll be in London so can drown my poverty in drink with you guys.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Woo and yay!
It's been nearly a year since I lost my bash virginity. I must go to another one.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I'M A VIRGIN!
Hee hee, legit and all, no dodgy operations.

I'll tell the fella tomorrow. He already thinks I'm a mentaller, so is all good.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I don't think I told my then-boyfriend where I was going.
Not sure he'd be 100% appreciative of me meeting randoms off the internets although we met by way of b3ta but not on it...
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Wonder what he'll think when I tell him I'm planning to lose my virginity...
Anyhoo, ta for teh fluffehs and the obligatory MTFU. Gotta take 5 kids to Alton Towers tomorrow (hard work this job), so need my patience sleep.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Bloody hell, much patience required!
Have a great time, Alton Towers is all of the awesome!
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

There's only a certain amount of dolescum types allowed at bashes
you guys have to buy us drinks :) So you better get a job soon love
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I still owe a round from Finsbury Park.

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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Wow, that's awesome

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Is all of the win

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Got another question, actually.
How does one spell a belming sound? And is there an emoticon for it? We were having a discussion about this at work today (incidentally, if my colleague I mentioned b3ta to has stumbled upon QOTW, hello Arthur).
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I believe it's generally spelt Mmmmnnnuuurrrggghhhh
Although the proportions of letters may vary.

BTW if someone has a good belming logo I'd be interested*, especially if it was based on the Rolling Stones' 'Lips'.

*As one half of The Belmers, laziest least talented band in christendom.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

type in "Pooflake" on google images ;o)
farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2797230684_219739d697.jpg?v=0
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

*pffffffffft*
Best bash photo ever ever ever! *saves*
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Wouldn't you know it?...

Immediately after that photo was taken, the wind* changed and my face stuck like that for ever.

bloody typical.

Fortunately though, my sweaty armpit has since dried. Briefly. Euw.

*'wind' may have had something to do with Tourettes *eyes suspiciously*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

That sounds good to me!
We contemplated sending it to a customer who asked the world's most retarded question. Then we wanted to find an emoticon for belming but could only come up with an elaborate handlebar moustache.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

nyioournmmng ?

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

The crucial element here is the mmmmmmmmmnnng,
I feel.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

2nd date
Was like a film. A good one. These things don't happen to me. I'm the bellend who doesn't get the guy. Or I get the guy but realise he's a twat. Or I get the guy but he realises I'm a twat. How long til he realises I'm a complete bellend?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I've not scared someone I like off yet
and this astounds me. Run with it, my dear.
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Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

But it's so alien to me!
There are family feuds to negotiate yet, but they're a piece of piss. The rest of it is astounding. Unfortunately I'm still in the habit of holding my breath until one of us bails out. Maybe there is something in this 'keeping your legs closed' lark...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

.
Perhaps the two of you could settle for being just twats, and that way, you can keep the bellendedness hidden.

'evenin BTW.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Sincerely
Thanks. By cutting through the terminology, you have found the solution. So long as I don't find the Roofies and he doesn't find the lesbian skeletons in my wardrobe...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)

I wouldn't worry about that
Nowt wrong with some good healthy girl-on-girl skeleton sex.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Oh dear
skeletons.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)

Oh I'm up your mothers falopian tubes
thats what you want to hear

ISN'T IT
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:30, Reply)

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