Crippled.
Walked home from the pub last night and remembered too late why I don't wear these particular shoes when i go out.
That sounds a wee bit ghey but it's true.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Flats or heels?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

It sounds like you were wearing heels!

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I'm pissing in your mind right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Dammit
Now I need to disinfect my head!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)

It's ok
My piss is 24% Domestos.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Eww.
That is all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

DM Sandals
Normally very comfortable but no use over a 4 km walk.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)