So I'm so stressed that my boss has given me the morning off!
How are you lot today then?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:38, 17 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm going to Glastonbury in 20 mins,
my plan to "pack light" has failed miserably.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Use this guide.
What would Jesus pack?
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I have packed both water and wine,
Jesus wouldn't bother with both.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Crippled.
Walked home from the pub last night and remembered too late why I don't wear these particular shoes when i go out.
That sounds a wee bit ghey but it's true.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Flats or heels?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

It sounds like you were wearing heels!

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I'm pissing in your mind right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Dammit
Now I need to disinfect my head!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)

It's ok
My piss is 24% Domestos.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Eww.
That is all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

DM Sandals
Normally very comfortable but no use over a 4 km walk.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I'm pretty good today
I've had breakfast, got a smile out of daughter within thirty seconds of waking her, I'm churning through my chess book and think I might go out for six or seven miles walking later.

Life am good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Shit
The net conn in our new offices still hasn't come back, so browsing on my phone. Plus I nearly got knocked off my bike by a fire truck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

I was driving my fire truck to work,
And some prick on a bike swerved in front of me, like he owned the fuckin' road.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

I do own the road
I left my scent markers on it last night
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Last night
I had 4 2 off suit in the big blind and saw the flop for free. It was 4 4 2. I lol'ed, which is why it's probably for the best that I don't play live.

I an ridiculously tired this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)