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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would grow a chessboard of alternating squares of razorwire and catnip.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:09, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
I suppose it depends what Herr K
actually meant by "anti-cat."

Did he mean to deter them, or brutally destroy them in a creative fashion?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Either.
As long as it keeps your garden cat-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
*splits hairs*
But if you destroyed them, the garden would be littered with dead cats. And I hardly think that's strictly "cat-free," now, is it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
Depends on your method.
If it burns them, no mess. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Hmmm....
Hmmm...

*thinks*

RHINOCEROS WITH FLAMETHROWER ATTACHMENT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)
The easiest way to deter cats from your garden is to build a moat
and have it accessible only by a remote control drawbridge.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Where do I go to collect my prize?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
You don't get a prize.
That's a shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

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