I got stupid tanlines that I thought would have faded by today into a reasonable tan
but no.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There are of course
two ways of preventing tanlines.

1 - Stay out of the sun, and remain pale (usually what I do, as I just burn anyway)
2 - Sunbathe naked

Your choice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

With my neighbours?
I had my MP3 player cranked up as loud as it would go and still heard them shouting stuff in Polish. Cunts.

Or my suncream could actually work properly and not cause me to go bright red. Stupid suncream
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

They would probably shut up
if they were ogling your Bristols.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

^this.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Tried that, they just got louder

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)