It is quite cliquey here
Which can be hard to get in to if you, like me, are unable to spend much time on here.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I reckon that if I hadn't been here when OT started
I'd have had trouble too. not able to devote time outside of work to b3ta :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

It's okay
we all think you're uber sexy and the fact that you aren't here that often just makes it all the more exciting when you stride in here, all rampant and erect and ready to take us all on with some long hard words.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Attend some bashes and put up a picture of yourself in your profile
instant online validation
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Only if it's a picture of his cock.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Duh, of course

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Bashes are the way to go
By far the best way to get involved here.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I can't wait for the easter bash next year
it's going to be a blast. it was great meeting clenders, ancrenne, kaol and spakka, even for just a short time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Vipros, come to London, I want to lick your face
Can't say no to that can you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You can't lick the devils face

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

it's true
revelation 24:16
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

And lo,
thought they smeared both jam and other preserves upon it, neither Micheal nor Gabriel could lay their tongues upon Satans cheek.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

that's the one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

'smy favourite bit that one

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

there's some debate as to whether it meant face or arse cheek
I'm not spilling the beans

literally or figuratively
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

sadface

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

not saying you can't try
but you'd be the first to achieve it

even Kaol only managed a quick kiss and that was because he grabbed my beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

But I'm a girl with boobs and everything
just need to get enough close proximity I reckon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

we shall see
I will attempt to get to a london bash at some point. is difficult though, I'm a busy man and skint for the next few months at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

My birthday bash is at the end of November
I WANT YOU THERE.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I'll see what I can do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

pfft, not good enough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I can't give you any more than that I'm afraid
too many variables

plus, I'm not sure I want to venture inside the M25, who knows what could happen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)