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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah.
Yea yea, I'm the living crop circle!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

Pick a news story. What song goes with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Hmmm...
This thread is full of Fail.
Needs more Al.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Or I could just delete it.
To cover my lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)
But if I do that,
Everyone will hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Hmmm...
I could just gaz a picture of my cock to someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)
Yeah that's the way.
But I left my camera in my fighter-jet. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Ok.
Got the camera.
Needs new batteries though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
*opens new batteries*
Fuck! cut my hand on the plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)
FEAR NOT!
I'm a trained medic.
If I can treat a gunshot wound under enemy fire, I can patch up a cut on my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)
*passes out*
*wakes up at the South Pole*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)
Gaz it to Ed
but remember to then file the incident in the "things that didn't happen" section of your brain.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Ok, ok
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8117433.stm

I Am The Resurrection.


(Giving a little unnecessary grandeur to the chronically mundane)

I await pictures of your cock.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)
Remember that french Airliner disaster?
Joni Mitchell, This Flight Tonight - For the line "Shouldn't have got on this flight tonight"
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

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