If it wasn't, if there was a pair of truly mind-boggling shoes
That felt like you were walking on air, your feet would probably implode from sheer happiness.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh get me there
Clarks heels come close - and some are pretty damn sexeh - but those beautiful brogues!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Mmm, brogues
There's just something so sophisticated and classy about them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Oh.
I had to google what they are.
I don't have any.
I'm a mess.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I have the sexiest pair of red wedges,
but can't wear them too long cos they fucking hurt!! I agree with your law of shoes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I wore a beautiful pair of four inch
Patent black heels for the fashion show I was in in March, then foolishly continued to wear them to the afterparty in Chester. I put them on at 6pm, didn't take them off til 3am.

My feet just cried.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)