Ha ha
The rain has turned up just in time for Glastonbury.
The haki-sac loving, crusty jugglers are going to get their stripey trousers wet.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, 17 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Aww, poor Chompy
crusty jugglers FTW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Don't knock hakisacs!
if that's what I think it is...the ball game you play with your feet?

My feet hurt from my awesome shoes :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Awesome?
Or shit?
Surely awesome shoes wouldn't hurt your feet?
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Law of women's shoes:
As the awesomeness of the shoe increases, so does the amount of pain inflicted on the wearer.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Oh :\
That's pretty retarded, if you ask me.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Alas it is true though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

If it wasn't, if there was a pair of truly mind-boggling shoes
That felt like you were walking on air, your feet would probably implode from sheer happiness.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Oh get me there
Clarks heels come close - and some are pretty damn sexeh - but those beautiful brogues!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Mmm, brogues
There's just something so sophisticated and classy about them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Oh.
I had to google what they are.
I don't have any.
I'm a mess.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I have the sexiest pair of red wedges,
but can't wear them too long cos they fucking hurt!! I agree with your law of shoes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I wore a beautiful pair of four inch
Patent black heels for the fashion show I was in in March, then foolishly continued to wear them to the afterparty in Chester. I put them on at 6pm, didn't take them off til 3am.

My feet just cried.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

What Applebite said
They're awesome but pointy.

Brogues :D

Even DMs hurt. And they are AMAZING.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Even these?
store.drmartens.co.uk/p-3411-darcie.aspx
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

They are beautiful.
Want! *drools*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

WAAAAAAAANT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Haki-sacs suck
There is no point whatsoever in being proficient at it.
It's for bored jobless/unemployable wretches.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)