fucking shitty bollocks
My tonsilitis is viral so no drugs for me

I'm at work now. It's really fucking shit. Not sure why I came in. Think it's the fever making me CRAZY.

In other news it's recommend a link to a b3tan day
for the lovely little V

I love horses is obviously a given as well *evil eyes Vipros*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:07, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks Badger
Here's one for you.

:edit: PNSFW
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Enhancement?
I don't think I need to enhance anything down there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Large and flappy enough already is it?
I bet it looks like a dalmations hungry mouth, slurping up a tray of clarified butter.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

They help you tighten things up
Considering you still haven't noticed the armadillo I hid in there last time I saw you I think you could do with some tightening.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I noticed
I like the feel of him though. I've named him Dr Armadildo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

This is also for V.
photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v292/171/62/755072009/n755072009_498414_3155.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Where's Kaol?
I need his legs...
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

You can fuck off,
Little man.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Be careful, he might throw pixie dust in your eyes
if he can find a ladder to reach, that is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I clicked that link
and it said something that sounded suspiciously like bollocks.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

recommend one for me then, go on.

( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

This one is winning so far.

( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

www.nicescarvesthatyoucanwearindoors.com
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Pour Vous
enjoy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

and one for you
www.bad-dragon.com/
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Why would anyone
want the "tailstretcher"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

one for you
www.speakmoreclearly.com
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Think VC needs that
A british accent would defo secure that visa
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

With an Australian accent
there is a very good chance that anyone she takes an order from might have to ask her to repeat herself and then rolling eyes will ensue and that's just bad for business.

Especially if they catch swine flu and she has to give them medical attention
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

It made me laugh
That one of the ones on the front page has a giant magenta cock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

It's on the internet
it must be true.

And I didn't bother reading it because I am already tall enough
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)