Preparing for the leavers do tonight.
Because everything is taking twice as long as usual thanks to only having one arm at my disposal.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Eh?

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

OH MY GOD
Kaol ate her arm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

NO-I-DID-NOT!

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Did too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

NOO AYE DIDNAY!

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

AYE YE DID YE KEN?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

What are you doing
with the other one?

Or is it the obvious answer?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

She's massaging my prostate

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Slippery floor
Just warning you all because I've just spat my tea everywhere and I aren't being sued if one of you slips
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Not half as slippery
as my floor now applebites had the lube out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah, lube.
That's what it is. Lube.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

None of the above.
My elbow is infected and very painful, and so I can't move the entire arm.
I get to wear a tres sexeh bandage, and not consume any alcohol, thanks to antibiotics.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

LIES
my prostate tells a different story
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

This relationship is so one sided.
When is it my turn. Hm?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)