I'm surprised there aren't more Jacko jokes around by now...

Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an 'etch-a-sketch'...

So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:42, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

*spangs*
I like this one. Sorry for pushing your thread down poof I just want to get that massive image off my screen so that I can browse at work.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:43, Reply)

Adblock wins
although I know most work computers won't let you install stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Posted this earlier.......
Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store.

Someone told him boys trousers were half off.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

^^haha...

That's brilliant!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Jacks-on
Jacks-off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:52, Reply)

My favourite so far.......
Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital with a heart attack were found to be untrue.

He was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)