Fair Play
unless she's holding a cup of fresh coffee there's no need to go rousing people so early.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Exactly.
They're all outside throwing water on the thing, and I'm sleeping away.

The fire brigade couldn't find my house. Reassuring, that.
They drove past my lane, and my brother had to go chase them down. In the other car. Took him two miles.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

DId they miss the fuck of big burny thing?
or did they assume that must have been some other fire?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I don't live on the main road.
No way you'd be able to see it from there.
It's more like:
Leave the main road. Drive a mile on small country road.
Turn up smaller country road.
Turn into small cluster of houses that are clearly signposted.

Problem is that mobiles and sat-nav don't work where I live.
I don't know why.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Are you sure it's nothing to do with your tinfoil headgear?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

...
They can't see me if I type really small.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

We can all see you
you big freaky tall giant man
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)