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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was supposed to be going on a motherfucking boat this weekend
but the engine is broken so no more boat.

Anyone else suffered any crushing disappointment this week (by anyone other than my mother)?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Did your mother
break the engine just to stop you going on a boat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
potentially
It is their boat. But I'm the favourite daughter, so it's unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
I like being the favourite daughter

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
me too
I get all the best stuff in the will
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
What's wrong
with oars?

Or is it a GBFO boat that needs a similarly proportioned engine to drive it?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
It's a narrowboat
oars may still make it difficult, unless I collected together some slaves. I have been offered a canoe as an alternative, but it's not quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)
I had MJ tickets :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Isn't there a clause
that says "will refund in event of artist's death"?

I don't know how he was expected to perform anyway, even before untimely death he was wheelchair bound and needed an oxygen mask. And was grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Farah Fawcetts kids.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
The fact that MJ can't comfort them now

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)
On a boat!
On a boat!
On a mother fucking boat!
Everybody look at me, I'm on a mother fucking boat!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)
yeah
rub it in why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I'm on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)
You'll all be jealous when the boat is fixed
and I have my flippy floppies
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

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