Bert Monkeysex just sent me another text.
It was another bad MJ joke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:07, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*subscribes to feed*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

If you're going to tell us that
you might as well share the joke, Althehalfastory!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

It was the Alex Feguson giggs joke
I don't really want to repeat them, as I've already pointed out down the page that very few of these jokes are particularly funny, and since everyone is sending them around, the ones which were slightly amusing are rapidly becoming tired and boring.

It just seems that Bert, that once great bastion of humour on here, has jumped the shark.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Lighten up, Al
And look on the bright side. At least Maddie has come out of hiding now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

RIP Bert's great wit.
He will be sadly missed. The world has lost one of its greats. He was not only a talented person, but he was unique - a genius. It's such a loss. It feels like when Kennedy died, when Elvis died. My sympathy goes to the family. It's a big loss and it's not even sinking in right now. I'm just devastated, very, very sad. I pray that his soul is up there now. I'm still trying to hold on to the glimmer that it is not true. But you also have to remember that he went through different stages and owed some of his popularity to collaborators.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

He was funny?

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Hitlercock
was quite funny. In a weird and annoying way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

The funniest thing about him
Was the fact that he hated me so much.
And didn't realise that attention is the fuel that keeps my machine running.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Actually,
That makes me slightly miss him.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I miss him
I like to think he's actually got a meat puppet that still posts here.

Hmmmmm, maybe he's cheeses swept?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Nah, that's not him.
I kinda miss witnessing him having some kinda break-down, in slow motion too.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I haven't heard the Alex Ferguson one
but you're upgraded to Althreequartersofastory
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

K2k6 posted it earlier

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

*bows*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post464797
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

*flops cock delicately on the top of your head*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)