Bells
two or three times a week the cunts at the local church crank out their shit bell-ringing for approximately 2 hours at a time at absurd volumes. Wouldn't be so bad if the ridiculous amount of practice they did paid off, but no they are still shit.

Reckon I'd get anywhere by writing to the council complaining about the noise? I could word it in such a way that they don't know it is the church and bell ringers to begin with. Saying that the same group of people make loads of loud noise for hours on a regular basis.

What do you think?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:53, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Worth a punt if you've got the time
Doubt they'd do owt about it though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

there's always time for a well-worded letter of complaint!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Ha Ha
Wait until they start jamming with the local jazz club.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

dear god
joss stone's mum has bought a venue in the centre of exeter to turn it into a jazz club
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You are Victor Meldrew.
AICMFP
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

:-P
he makes a lot of good points.

my dad however, makes victor meldrew look immensely tolerant. 40 years in criminal law will do that to you though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

sometimes the snow comes down in june
sometimes the sun goes round the moon
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

May I politely suggest...
that the church and its bells were there before you.
Maybe you shouldn't have chosen to live somewhere nearby.

Maybe you should go and live


IN HELL!

;P


the bastards always ring them late around here during the week - in the summer on a Wednesday night it can be like living up Notre Dame
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

yep, wednesday nights is the worst time
cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

What about...
Dear Sir / Madam:

My name is XXX and I am writing with regard to a persistent noise nuisance in the local area that is preventing me, and my neighbours, from living peacefully and enjoying our property.

The group of people in question are a fundamentalist religious group who, in the course of their 'worship', cause an untenable amount of noise each and every day. It is affecting my health and the health of those around me.

The noise is so loud that it is audible for a clear half-mile radius and I am not the only person in our area to express discontent about this issue.

Please could you investigate this anti-social behaviour with urgency. I respectfully remind you that the same persistent anti-social behaviour would not be accepted of the householders and other residents of this area and that I would like the same rules that apply to us to apply to the persons causing the noise. I further respectfully suggest that if they fail to curtail this repetitive aural assault then I will have no option but to pursue the application of an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) to the offenders through the courts.

They can be located at .

My contact details are

Thanks,

XXX
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)