I was talking to my mate about his blind date recently
and he said "oh, we've had two dates now, they've been great, but we haven't made a move yet, and she doesn't want to kiss me as she's dating other people too, but it's so nice, and we were just sitting there and she had her head on my shoulder and I was stroking her hair and it was so sweet and nice and- "
"And a unicorn galloped past to the sound of bluebirds singing?" I said in my best attempt at a no-really-it's-not-tragic voice.

He called me a fucking bitch and told me he pitied me.
I'd like to thank Off Topic for losing the fluffeh. It's doing wonders for rejuvenating my cynicism.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:16, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

pfft I almost feel bad for him :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)