Hey guess what guys
its friday, and I know you've all got the news of dead people to keep you busy but I want you to tell me what your last blind date was like.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:49, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

She wasn't much of a looker

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*applause*
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*golf clap*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I'm actually
going back to see her tonight *glees* after meeting up last weekend
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Never had one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Hot as fuck.
I even let her dog join in.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

pffffft guide dog ftw

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

It's...
...at the bottom of my best-of posts page ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I was talking to my mate about his blind date recently
and he said "oh, we've had two dates now, they've been great, but we haven't made a move yet, and she doesn't want to kiss me as she's dating other people too, but it's so nice, and we were just sitting there and she had her head on my shoulder and I was stroking her hair and it was so sweet and nice and- "
"And a unicorn galloped past to the sound of bluebirds singing?" I said in my best attempt at a no-really-it's-not-tragic voice.

He called me a fucking bitch and told me he pitied me.
I'd like to thank Off Topic for losing the fluffeh. It's doing wonders for rejuvenating my cynicism.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

pfft I almost feel bad for him :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Never had one
Leering drunkenly at girls in clubs doesn't count as a blind date right?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

not quite I'm afraid, otherwise I'd have loads

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Then all is well

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I married the fucker!
Fortunately, we're divorced now.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Ouch..
I nominate this for worst blind date ever.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:27, Reply)