She would be if I wouldn't
be scared her giant norks would explode.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wonder how hard they are...they're probably just beach balls sewn under her skin.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Exactly that.
Probably no give at all *cradles norks and promises them that this will never happen to them*
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

right, try to imagine gripping them? they probably make that tell tale squeeky noise :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

I propose an experiment
How fast can you get Jordan to run if you chase her with a pin?

Also, where would you have to blow to reinflate?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

I have always wanted to stick a pin in Jordan to see what happens.
I imagine silicon would emerge in a fashion similar to the Black Knight's severed limbs.

As for reinflating her... well. Same place as most blow-up dolls, I imagine.

/once found one lying in the street in Italy
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

It'd be easy to trip her if you think about how large her shoes usually are
I imagine it'd be somewhere near her hip...hmmm....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

If you trip her though
She'd bounce straight back up!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Punchbag!
The possibilities are endless! Put her feet in lead shoes and punch to your heart's content.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)