So where have all you fucking fuckers fucked off to then?
I had a long boring afternoon learning about disinfectants and hospital aquired infections - MRSA to you folk and I want some entertainment now. The king of pop is dead, Charlie's angel is dead...who's next?

As a special treat, MJ cockflavoured songs...

Cock to be there
Pretty young cock
cock it
The cock is mine
I just can't stop loving cock
smooth cock/cock criminal - I can't decide which I like best
Leave cock alone
Cock in the mirror
The way cock make me feel
Heal the cock
Will you be cock
remember the cock
Earth cock
cock in moscow
You cock my world
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:53, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who's next? HMMMMMMMMMM................
Jordan, after the fall out from her broken marriage she decides her tits need to be three sizes larger and after surgery her body swells and she explodes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Wishes and hopes a little more

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)

I heard Jeff Goldblum
but then apparently that was a hoax.

That would have made me the saddest had that been true.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

aw I like her
I don't even know her

LETS BE HONEST HERE

I never knew who she was until I started looking at daily mail website
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

I'd rather that Peter Andre cunt pegged it than her

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

She's hot.
Well, I don't dig the huge lips.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

She would be if I wouldn't
be scared her giant norks would explode.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

I wonder how hard they are...they're probably just beach balls sewn under her skin.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Exactly that.
Probably no give at all *cradles norks and promises them that this will never happen to them*
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

right, try to imagine gripping them? they probably make that tell tale squeeky noise :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

I propose an experiment
How fast can you get Jordan to run if you chase her with a pin?

Also, where would you have to blow to reinflate?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

I have always wanted to stick a pin in Jordan to see what happens.
I imagine silicon would emerge in a fashion similar to the Black Knight's severed limbs.

As for reinflating her... well. Same place as most blow-up dolls, I imagine.

/once found one lying in the street in Italy
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

It'd be easy to trip her if you think about how large her shoes usually are
I imagine it'd be somewhere near her hip...hmmm....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

If you trip her though
She'd bounce straight back up!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Punchbag!
The possibilities are endless! Put her feet in lead shoes and punch to your heart's content.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Which lips?
:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

GRIM

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

*doesn't want to think about Jordan's flaps*

( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Billowing frantically like a half-opened parachute

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

aw, she just gets a bad rap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)

I did use to enjoy Jordan and Peter
in the same way that I enjoyed The Osbournes :) lovely lovely trash TV.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:13, Reply)

I've never seen any of it.
The extent of my brit tv reaches the graham norton show and top gear
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Norton is a twat.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:20, Reply)

*gasp*
whaaaaaaat?!

I actually hear that a lot but I love his show so ya know, whatever
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Well, I suppose I used to think he was OK.
I guess I'm just tired of it now, so I can see the appeal for people who haven't watched him for years.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I loves Top Gear.
Clarkson is all of the win.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Bruce Forsyth
surely?
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:44, Reply)

erm...

More MJ cock songs...

Cock on the dancefloor
Cock with you
Black or cock
Just a little bit of cock
Dirty Cock
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

This is making me horny
for cock
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Like you needed an excuse

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I think I'm becoming a regular on here
and a /talk troll.
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

We'll start calling you Piston soon in that case
your own fault for flouncing and not making a spectacular comeback Seb
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

He tripped over his asbergers on the way back in.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)