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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bite his nob off, both inches of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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But that involves touching it!
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Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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Gonz'll do it for you.
He loves teh cock.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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*puts Gonz on speed-dial*
Have cockblocked him by pretending to be a mental for now...
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Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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Pretending?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
Yeh, nice.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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Well, trying to defuse the situation by being utterly random.
Have no idea where it all came from especially as I've given no indication of fancying him (quite rightly so; my heart is very much elsewhere).
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Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Why not tell him to fuck off?
quite effective last time I tried that.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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I'm a misanthrope at heart, I really should.
However I'm worried about the implications at work!
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Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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So you're gonna bitch and moan about him and do nothing about him in real life
well done.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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No, just hoping if I'm not receptive to the attention
he'll get bored and leave me alone. Which he seems to have done.
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Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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Best of luck with that then
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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Thank you; it has a higher success rate than you'd imagine.
'bovvered' is not a desirable quality in a mate, after all.
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