The thread of malice has been RUINED!
Vitriol only, please.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:07, 146 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Raaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Guy from dotcom support at work needs to back the fuck off or I'll set someone - not sure who yet - on him.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Do it yourself.
Set fire to his hair.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I should just do the decent thing and cunt him in the fuck.
Not 100% sure where it's come from other than having norks ><
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Bite his nob off, both inches of it.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

But that involves touching it!

( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Gonz'll do it for you.
He loves teh cock.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

*puts Gonz on speed-dial*
Have cockblocked him by pretending to be a mental for now...
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Pretending?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
Yeh, nice.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Well, trying to defuse the situation by being utterly random.
Have no idea where it all came from especially as I've given no indication of fancying him (quite rightly so; my heart is very much elsewhere).
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Why not tell him to fuck off?
quite effective last time I tried that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I'm a misanthrope at heart, I really should.
However I'm worried about the implications at work!
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

So you're gonna bitch and moan about him and do nothing about him in real life
well done.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

No, just hoping if I'm not receptive to the attention
he'll get bored and leave me alone. Which he seems to have done.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Best of luck with that then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Thank you; it has a higher success rate than you'd imagine.
'bovvered' is not a desirable quality in a mate, after all.
( Maladicta, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

oh stop bloody whining woman
:)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Oh no, not you again.
Moon Balls.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

worse still
nah fuckit, im not mentioning passports

in other news, what the shuddering fuck?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4eewGrEbg&feature=related
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE MUSIC
I am now very angry.
Nice work.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Aqsweum3c&feature=related
get your laughing gear around this then
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

*copies and fucking pastes*
Oh this is better.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Is that the fuckin' nonce who sent you those children photos?
Fuckin' 'ell Clendrix, that was a bit heavy, even for here.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

This is Nonce Central

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'm quite shocked really.
Well, not really, some of you lot at the b4sh0rz did look a little, you know, you know, like one of 'em.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That was Dok.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Hahahahahahhahaa
Trudat
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I borked my bra on Dok
Got a lovely new one from Bravissimo though, thanks to your directions :o)
Sorry, was that too fluffy?
BIG DOG'S COCK!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Thinking about your tits ain't fluffy.
Not from where how I'm sitting.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Is he the one who's inter-pumping VC?
They got their uglys out on webcam for eachother yet, or are they waitin' 'till her parents leave the house? because it doesn't matter if she's half way across the world, if they catch them at it, the flight ticket and baseball bat will be worth every single bloody penny.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

No, Dok's got a fiancee in Dorset.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Listen here sweet tits, he could be getting married to Racheal Stevens next month, don't mean to say he ain't gettin' his willy out for some underage clunge on webcam.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Oh I think that's a given.
Sweet tits?
Ha!
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I've felt em and yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

*preens*

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah', when you gazed me those photos, me and all me mates agreed, they ain't bad for an old chick.
They were shocked when I told them you wern't even in your mid 40s yet.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Why thank you!
I'm surprised you could even see them, tbh. How long til you've actually wanked yourself blind?
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I'm gonna save that last one 'till you get your brillo pads out babe ;)

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Ah Gonz...
forever on the edge of blindness.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

haha, BURN.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

You're telling me, I named the thread BECKY AND CLENDRIX'S THREAD
and they all joined in with their fucking fluffy hugs and cups of tea. FFS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*offers hugs with razor blades in*

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

hugs and kisses
bites top lip hard until I taste blood
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU TERRIBLE CUNT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

hahah
fucking birthday thief!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Mentions passports and visa's to piss off girlfriend who YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

aha
not playing that game sorry
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

For shame
it's even expired, but I'm sure I can renew it without too much hassle.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

im sure you could
but still not playing!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You don't have to, I'm happy enough playing by myself
wishes Al was here tonight instead of seeing stupid ACDC
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I feel genuine hatred for him.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I still love him like the loveable mong that he is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

LOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATE
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

and then some

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

He has a 12000 mile long willy.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

16,000
flaccid
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

*swoons*
I listened to all that Mutante thing.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

utter shite
isn't it?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Better than that Ragga shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHDb9xwHvc&feature=fvst
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

oh
err.

yeah.

huumm.

yours is shitter
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

The Skinnies?
Ace live. Can't beat a bit of industrial fun.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Nice!
You can see where Manson nicked a lot of his stuff from.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

This song's quite tame compared to a lot of their stuff.
I like their real grindy shit.
Mmm...grindy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I like it abrasive!
Arf!

May be time to fire up Pirate Bay:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I never got
much further than Ministry and NIN, with a little bit of KMFDM
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

He got an inter-girlfriend from the other side of the alantic?
Jesus wept, seriously, by the time you work out the costs, he'ld be better off payin' a group of prozys, and it will be much better than that frigid "Ohhh, but I have issues, I'm a good [insert religion of your choice] girl really", well, thank's a fucking bunch bitch, get your tits out on webcam but get me to travel all the way up there to find out I ain't even gettin' my willy wet?

Fuck that shit, go find a whore, she'll teach you a better life lesson and leave you change for a curry'n'chips.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Genius

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

^ THIS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Pffft!
Nailed it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

fat cunts can go fuck a pineapple

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Oh my yes
with razor blades and razor wire in it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Leafy end first.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Is there any other way?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

stop asking questions and bend over for christ sake

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

You first
I'll erm...supervise
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

uh uh, little girl

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm older than you sweets. Now get em off

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

oh :(
gutted
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

ahem
"age before beauty" should be your reply
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

yeah but beauty was a horse

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

tsk
A fine filly, look on the positives
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

fucking fruit
always reminds me of Humpty and his microwaved watermelon...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

For Christ's sake Becky.
You can't fight the fluff.



I'm off for a wank.

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Wanker

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Oh but I can
wanker
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Yeh!
Hit some teddy with your rhythm kendo stick.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Fuckers
In the shop. Rude bastards. I understand they might want directions, but being treated like a human being would be, you know, quite nice. That is all :)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Smile. Laugh.
Direct them incorrectly.
Smile and laugh some more.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That's pretty much what I did.
The thought of them getting more and more frustrated that they where actualy on the other side of town from where they wanted to be gave me a warm glow.... Shame canterbury is so damn small realy. He probably found the place eventualy.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Tell em to fuck off and buy an A-Z. Or charge them by the word

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Let's pretend he didn't.
That way, we can all have a happier evening.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Good plan, on both fronts!
In my head he will be searching for waterstones tomorrow when I go downtown for coffee. All is good! Also, rather liking the charging per word of advice/directions.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I wish my neighbours would kill each other.
Noisy, noisy, sweary, inconsiderate, little cunts.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Well hello there my little mongity mong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Hello you lovely slice of ladyness.
How's your womb?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

My womb?
fine as far as I know.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I'll be the judge of that.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Erm ok. You're scaring me now
It's not bleeding if that helps.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

AS A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
I must ask you to put that away. It's getting hot in here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

RRRRRESULT.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Swap places with the cuntflaps who live above me!
We can have tea and scones on Sundays.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Hell yeah!
When I win the lottery I'm going to open b3ta towers. Apartments by invitation only. There will be a well for the wankers, and they will be fed once a day on elephant semen.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I'm gonna do coffee mornings and bake stuff.
Al will be my cake stand.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You're in.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Woo and fucking Hoo!

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Bastard neighbours?
There is always fire... just, you know, mentioning it.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

It's a block of flats...
I'm likely to take myself out with it...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Well, you'd go out in a blaze of glory.
Or rather, just a blaze to be honest. Point is, they'd be gone
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Vitriol eh?
Selfish fucking Jackson pegging it so I had to put up with his shit music all day on the radio!

And my irritating fucking hatchet face bint housemate, whom I have just found out is not moving out after all and taking her docile bloke with her:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Beekers is angry and distressed.
Fuck YEAH!
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Gary Glitter
The other white peady.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I am worried.
Jacko is in heaven wiv Baby P. This is obviously some kind of ghastly administrative fuck-up.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

It's ok, Hitler's there too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Good career move by Jacko.
When Glitter croaks the media will suddenly go, "Well, yeah. He did fuck all those Vietnmese kids, but 'Leader of the Gang' is a fucking choon!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

AAAAHahahahahahahaha!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

hee hee :o)
*giggles at "administrative fuck up"*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

^this

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

And Maddy

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

/controversial

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

No
She's in the cupboard under my sink. She hasn't any teeth left though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

ah the old no teeth tactic
for a more satisfactory "gummy" blowjob
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Blimey!
I felt slightly bad for laughing like a mong at that.

But only slightly!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

If Victoria Climbie (sp?) is there too
That would be like some bizarre Benetton ad directed by Roman Polanski!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

:(
But I don't like being angry and distressed!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

On this thread
you either come in angry and distressed, or you leave that way.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Looks like it's both!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

OK
Whiny American fucking rock bands. They all sound the fucking same, the nasal little shitbags. We should put them all on an Air France flight and get rid of the bastards. Their very existence hurts me. I am offended by these people. They are an affront to music. The talentless, vapid, insipid, screeching little cunts.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Meh, I'm a sucker for a lot of it.
May be a reason why I'm so angry and distressed:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

well
im listening to Entombed if that helps?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Which one?
Wolverine Blues is sweet as a nut:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

nah just youtube randoms
pick a song, then pick the next from whatever is in the related vids.

Round and round I go, looks like carcass next
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I like this game!
Ok, Enslaved next:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

hahah
I have Lawnmower Deth!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

It gets worst.
It's that toothy cunt Hawkins and his arseband The Darkness.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Umm he's English and actually alright in real life
hides
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I know he's English.
But the Darkness are shit, regardless of whether he's nice or not!

I'm trying to keep the vitriol going...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Fair do's
I think all meat puppet owners are wank crankers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

silly question
as you are not exactly someone to shy away from posting exactly what you think without worry or consequence, why have a meat puppet anyway?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Do you live in my head Halfy? Do you know what I'm thinking and feeling when I make posts?
Do you know whether I worry or consider the consequences about making intentionally or unintentionally hurtful posts? Do you know if I regret them when there is fallout from them? No, I didn't think so.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

sighs and chuckles
not entirely what I meant but never mind
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Everyone can fuck off
apart from chickenlady. She's ace.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Nicking each other's accounts again?

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

No!
I haven't nicked his accoutn!

I wouldn't do that.

What sort of woman do you think i AM?

FUCK cap lock
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

A drunk one
the best kind
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

How could you tell?!
I thought I hid my slight inebriation rather well actually.

And hnow did you guess it wasn't actually the man himeslf?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

The sig kinda gave it away

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)