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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wish my neighbours would kill each other.
Noisy, noisy, sweary, inconsiderate, little cunts.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Well hello there my little mongity mong

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
Hello you lovely slice of ladyness.
How's your womb?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
My womb?
fine as far as I know.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
I'll be the judge of that.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Erm ok. You're scaring me now
It's not bleeding if that helps.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
AS A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
I must ask you to put that away. It's getting hot in here.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
RRRRRESULT.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Swap places with the cuntflaps who live above me!
We can have tea and scones on Sundays.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Hell yeah!
When I win the lottery I'm going to open b3ta towers. Apartments by invitation only. There will be a well for the wankers, and they will be fed once a day on elephant semen.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Oh yeah!
I'm gonna do coffee mornings and bake stuff.
Al will be my cake stand.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
You're in.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Woo and fucking Hoo!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Bastard neighbours?
There is always fire... just, you know, mentioning it.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
It's a block of flats...
I'm likely to take myself out with it...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Well, you'd go out in a blaze of glory.
Or rather, just a blaze to be honest. Point is, they'd be gone
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

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