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I wish my neighbours would kill each other.
Noisy, noisy, sweary, inconsiderate, little cunts.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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Well hello there my little mongity mong
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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Hello you lovely slice of ladyness.
How's your womb?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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My womb?
fine as far as I know.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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I'll be the judge of that.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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Erm ok. You're scaring me now
It's not bleeding if that helps.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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AS A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
I must ask you to put that away. It's getting hot in here.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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RRRRRESULT.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Swap places with the cuntflaps who live above me!
We can have tea and scones on Sundays.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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Hell yeah!
When I win the lottery I'm going to open b3ta towers. Apartments by invitation only. There will be a well for the wankers, and they will be fed once a day on elephant semen.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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Oh yeah!
I'm gonna do coffee mornings and bake stuff.
Al will be my cake stand.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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You're in.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Woo and fucking Hoo!
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Bastard neighbours?
There is always fire... just, you know, mentioning it.
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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It's a block of flats...
I'm likely to take myself out with it...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Well, you'd go out in a blaze of glory.
Or rather, just a blaze to be honest. Point is, they'd be gone
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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