b3tans, we have bacon.
However, we have nothing with which to eat the bacon.

Other than that, life is fluffeh. How are we all today?
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:13, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You have fingers
Ringers can be used for all. Let not your bacon be sullied by the addition of forks!

All is good. Looking forward to this summer!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

*tries not to explode from potential to exploit that sentence*
Me tooooo :) going to be utterly fabulous and not tainted by job stress, money worries or exam results for the first time since I can't remember when (except trying to find a weekend when my mother visiting will not stress me the fuck out). For your advice and fluffeh, you may have some bacon. No forks, naturally.
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I am at work.
I am therefore less than impressed with the state of life generally.

But bacon might make things better.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What cruel manager is making you work Sundays?
*tosses bacon in your direction* Does that make you feel a bit better?
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*NOMS*
Thank you.

It's not the management; unfortunately it's the unsavoury combination of the academic 'schedule' which results from failing miserably atdoing a PhD and having ended up on an absolute turkey of a project, at the same time that several things have all come together in a chaotic system that resembles a midden hitting a windmill.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Eek. Sounds like you need something more than bacon.
*laces bacon with beer*

Eternal respect to you for working and doing a PhD at the same time though; I'd love to go back to uni and do my MA but doubt I'd be able to give it the time it deserves!

Got no projects on at the moment other than browbeating my colleague into communication :(
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Sorry, I may have been a bit ambiguous there
When I said "at work" I meant "in the office in which I do my PhD." I'm not doing a proper job at the same time. (You may wish to withdraw your eternal respect at this point!) No, I'm just trying to frantically get my data to come together before I have to present it to people on Tuesday.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Ahh, I see.
Still, the fact you have to present it gives me Teh Fear on your behalf... presentations make me want to curl into a ball and cry!
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

We have bacon, egg and bread rolls.
Combined with my culinary skills and a bit of ketchup into SANDWICHES OF AWESOMENESS.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Sounds good without the egg. Don't like eggs.
Flatmate has suggested wrapping cheese in bacon and dying of heart attacks!
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Had bacon for the first time yesterday
Called AA specifically to tell him.

It was all of the yum. Thanks, parents, for almost 19 years without bacon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Spork...use a spork
sporks are good to use with pork, (and bacon)
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)