Right, what you want to do, is get a hammer, and smash in their left knee.
Then do the same thing to their right elbow.

Fucker's can't cruel away then, not enough pain to make them pass out, remind them of the fact that no crutches will help them, they'll soon see sense and open the safe, nobody is spending a year in a chair for eight quid an hour.

Now, what are you bringing to the table?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:38, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

My love and affection and desires for less violent means of getting what you want?
that said, provoke me enough and I'll scratch your eyes out with my very long kitty cat claws fingernails.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:50, Reply)

Right then, you can sedduce them, and i'll put it in a little envolope we'll show his regular bit of strange should the bastard squeel.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)

But I don't know how to seduce people.
I'm all of the innocents.
/flutters eyelashes innocently
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)

Fuck it then, fuck off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:34, Reply)

Introduce "Off" and maybe I will.
♥ you too Gonzy
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:35, Reply)

Sarcasm, cynicism, and a foreboding sense of dread.
Oh, and my amazing good looks.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)

pfffffffffft
Pics or gtfo.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)

You can say that again !
*sigh*, it's a crime that girl taking you off the market.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:54, Reply)

Your first course, sir.
Fries with that?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)