I know burger monkeys are stupid.
For my sins I work in Burger King. And yes I know we're all mouth breathing idiots. But you know who is more stupid?

YOU PEOPLE WHO EAT THERE!

The 1p will not help if something comes to £1.29 That just means I have to give you it back with another 1p or maybe a shiny tuppence!

MORE IN REPLIES!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:59, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!
What would you like to drink is not a yes or no answer. The same goes for eat in or take out.

The answer to the question "anything else?" is not "yes the till". This is also not hilarious.

Neither is saying vodka coke when asked what you would like to drink.

Phoning up 45 minutes after you ordered and saying your food is cold because you had to drive the 25 miles home after you bought it is not any fault of mine and I certainly did not say "Sure it will stay hot forever, eat it tomorrow it will still be piping hot" go to a closer place, or maybe eat something that is not putrid junk!

No we don't wank in the burgers, it's too exposed for that. We have to bring in the spunk in pre-prepared jars to add to the mayo.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:03, Reply)

Oh yeah
And your girlfriend is grotesque!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, Reply)

wow don't hold back or anything, say exactly what you think Trev. :P
Tell them to fuck off next time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:28, Reply)