that is exactly what I'm looking for in an investigator
I'll bear you in mind if I should ever need to have anything investigated.

Do you have a business card?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah.
_______________________________________
|................................KAOL BLACK................................|
|........FREELANCE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR.........|
|................"Not subtle, but rather effective"................|
|______________________________________|
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

_______________________________________
|................................KAOL BLACK................................|
|........FREELANCE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR.........|
|............."Not subtle, but at least I use lube".............|
|______________________________________|
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

This is Terrible Internet Lies.
I NEVER use lube. You KNOW that.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

weirdly
I glanced at this and saw the words "FECAL MATTER"

second look, they aren't there

is there some kind of subliminal content?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

There's always an element
Of shit in all I do.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

nice
what are your rates?


are they like large mice, but written in olde worlde language?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Free,
If the job interests me.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

oh yeah, you said it was free
I just wanted to make a shit joke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

And that you did.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)