why should I hire you?
you have your chance to big yourself up. Do it now!

alternatively, wait for someone else to do it and then belittle them thus making you look better. It's all the same in the end.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:23, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you can afford the best.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Because you can could afford the best.But in the current climate you'll have to settle for Kaol
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

This is true.
If you need stuff investigating, then I'll do it for free.
With a bulldog-like tenacity, and a child-like fascination.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

that is exactly what I'm looking for in an investigator
I'll bear you in mind if I should ever need to have anything investigated.

Do you have a business card?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah.
_______________________________________
|................................KAOL BLACK................................|
|........FREELANCE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR.........|
|................"Not subtle, but rather effective"................|
|______________________________________|
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

_______________________________________
|................................KAOL BLACK................................|
|........FREELANCE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR.........|
|............."Not subtle, but at least I use lube".............|
|______________________________________|
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

This is Terrible Internet Lies.
I NEVER use lube. You KNOW that.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

weirdly
I glanced at this and saw the words "FECAL MATTER"

second look, they aren't there

is there some kind of subliminal content?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

There's always an element
Of shit in all I do.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

nice
what are your rates?


are they like large mice, but written in olde worlde language?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Free,
If the job interests me.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

oh yeah, you said it was free
I just wanted to make a shit joke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

And that you did.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Because
I can fit into place Kaol couldn't reach.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Because I can make you feel good
about yourself. And validate your internet lies. No grey areas. I am the Black and white Pander.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

because
I check everything 3 times
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Because you know you'll make a balls of it yourself
and the missus will never forgive you if you do.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)