He hasn't yet
There is a very good chance I'll forget. I'm trying to give him a present in the same way that I tried to give you one.

If it wouldn't have been inappropriate I'd have given you one for your present but that wasn't the case so you had to go without.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Does this mean
you're going to molest Bill in the pub?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

pub face
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I didn't molest you in the pub did I?
But yes, if I don't remember to buy him a present I'll probably give him a consolation blow job in the mens' toilets.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Probably better in the ladies
there is more room in there! ;-)
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

No you didn't
I got nothing, NOTHING!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Well I'll grope you next time I see you
If that'll make you feel any better.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

It's too late now
it's like a pity grope
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Want me to cripple him tomorrow for you?
He insisted on having a sword fight with me in the carpark.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Ha!
And I have remembered to buy bill a present because I've just ordered it =D
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

You suck so much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Apparently I'm quite good at it too

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'll get the
review from Bill after his birthday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

*hopes*
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)