If I believed in an afterlife
it'd have Tom Waits as the deity. It'd be a great reward at the end of my days to know I'd be going to a better place with a dischordant piano, Mark Ribot on guitar, and the man himself singing about how fucked up it is to be dead.

I'm depriving myself of breakfast until I get the second coat finished. that'll either spur me on or have me falling off the stepladder with weakness and heatstroke.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Set up a video camera
Just in case it's the latter.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

weakness and heatstroke and tiredness
and I'm blaming you for the latter.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

He'd be like a singing version
of the mad preacher he plays in Domino.

I'd want him to sing the Bastards disc from Orphans I think.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Nah,
"God's away on business" :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Cold Cold Ground

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Cemetery polka,
ha!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Way Down in the Hole

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Whistlin' past the graveyard,
oh yes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Underground
'There's a world going on, UNDERGROUND'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Everything Goes To Hell

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Dead and Lovely
Ha!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

There's a film where that happens, you know
I think. Wristcutters- A Love Story. Pretty interesting premise; if you kill yourself, you have to go to a special afterlife. And Tom Waits is there, helping run it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)