Fancy doing something else instead of going to the pub tonight
Perhaps involving axes, shotguns and a certain Mr Brand.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Sounds sexy.
I've got a pocket-knife and a throwing star on me.
No other stuff.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*looks about*
I've got keys, a biro, an old laptop and some cables. The cables are probably the most useful thing I have.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

we might need those cables at the weekend,
bring them with you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Tie the cables to the biros.
Nunchaku!
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Possibly the worst one ever
But never mind.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

If you kill him
you would deprive yourself the pleasure of hearing him squeal as he's tortured in a slow and very painful manner.

Perhaps have him buggered by wild boars?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

No
Hearing is voice is really, really horrible; I'd rather just kill the fucker and be done with it.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

this is the main reason I don't like the twat,
also the fact that he's a twat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)