also,
yes, only 1 in 5 people find my bee joke funny but I just give the other four a look of pity and continue to believe in my superior gift of humour.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Do share

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

no, I have to tell it in person
and I fear, dear catface, that if I tell you and you don't find it funny, that my time spent grooming you will have been wasted
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Oh
And there was I thinking I'd already made it worth your while.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*smug grin*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

It's ok,
I can hook you up with a new one.
Payment as usual.
Euros. Brown paper. Wheely bin 57.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

can I have a nicer one next time?
This one was kind of broken.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ok.
It'll cost you more though.
This one was dropped on it's head as a child.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Thus the discount.

( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

ah,
That explains the mentalness
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Well, there are worse
Out there.
At least he doesn't pretend to be a fighter pilot/polar explorer.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

But I HAVE been to the North Pole
I went shortly after I retired from my post as a fighter pilot in the SDSFPA (super-duper secret fighter pilots' association).
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

that's a roleplay special.
I get to be a husky.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Well,
A bitch, that's for sure.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

damn straight.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)