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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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also,
yes, only 1 in 5 people find my bee joke funny but I just give the other four a look of pity and continue to believe in my superior gift of humour.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Do share
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Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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no, I have to tell it in person
and I fear, dear catface, that if I tell you and you don't find it funny, that my time spent grooming you will have been wasted
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Oh
And there was I thinking I'd already made it worth your while.
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Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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*smug grin*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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It's ok,
I can hook you up with a new one.
Payment as usual.
Euros. Brown paper. Wheely bin 57.
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Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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can I have a nicer one next time?
This one was kind of broken.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Ok.
It'll cost you more though.
This one was dropped on it's head as a child.
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Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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Thus the discount.
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Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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ah,
That explains the mentalness
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Well, there are worse
Out there.
At least he doesn't pretend to be a fighter pilot/polar explorer.
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Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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But I HAVE been to the North Pole
I went shortly after I retired from my post as a fighter pilot in the SDSFPA (super-duper secret fighter pilots' association).
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Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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that's a roleplay special.
I get to be a husky.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Well,
A bitch, that's for sure.
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Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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damn straight.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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