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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wap yer cock on the ice-cream man's counter and get him to douse it in Mr Whippy.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Then come round here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Haha!
You sexy minx.

Never mind a 69, make mine a 99.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Wooo, she's frisky today.
Obviously getting herself in the mood for the weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
My weekend stretches before me like a barren wasteland...
oh, except for the plans I have, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
are they plans which involve hawking and chebs?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Sadly not :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
bukkake?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Nothing even remotely fun.
It's just not on, I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
Are you going to try and play spot the difference in Brixton?
Because you know you can't do that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
It's like a Sea of Same down there.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Should those numbers be the other way round?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Nope.
A 99 is a cornet with a chocolate finger. *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
If you ask nicely
you can sometimes get two.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I always ask nicely.
I'm a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Chocolate finger DP?
For Blousy's creamy cornet?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

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