Oi clenders!
How goes it?
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

*wiggles*
I'm having an OK day and haven't melted away yet.
Are you behaving?
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*wiggles back*
I always behave badly.

I'm starting to melt away here, it's horrible. Soon I'll be leaving for the pub which will be the 4th time in 5 days; this time I can't get pissed though =[
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Oh well...
pub sober is better than work sober.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

No
Kaol will be there and he has to "give me something".

I'm afraid that my anal virginity may not be intact much longer.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Oh dear god.
Well, I shouldn't worry - however tight that little arse of yours, I doubt you'll feel a thing.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

HA
I'm loving the fact you're trying to claim it is currently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

His own fingers don't count.
Neither does his dad's tongue.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

It is
I'm a giver not a taker.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

HA
I'm loving the fact you're trying to claim you are dominant enough to be a giver
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I love the fact
that he's claiming his cock can get hard enough to "give" anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Think what you like
I'll just carry on as normal.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

As in
masturbating over a picture of Peter Mandelson on your own?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Yes =D

( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)