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What charmingly odd websites have you found recently?

www.tamponcrafts.com/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:51, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

how incredibly awkward
And I didn't find this, Esme posted it on facebook: oldjewstellingjokes.com/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha, bookmarks for later
I like the spermbank guy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

What were you searching for to find that?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I found it on another forum I use
There's a halloween one as well which is rather droll
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah, WHATEVA!
I bet you were searching for some right naughty filth and it just happened to be a sidebar advert when looking up "Donkey Gums in makeup & Dinkle Pictures"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It was actually pug feeeelth
as the google search and that popped up and made itself at home.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I fucking love a bit of filth me

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know you do love
You and me both.

rubs thighs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I told you to stay out of my septic tank.
*shakes fist*

Damn kids.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Sorry dad :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Sorry mum :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I'll let you off this time.
But do it again, and there'll be tears before bedtime.
And you'll have to go stay with Uncle Josef in Amstetten for the holidays again.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

pfft
travel could be fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

But he scrubs my plonker too hard with his bath sponge until it goes hard and makes me do white power shouts out of it :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Haha!
This gets my belated post-of-the-day thumbs up.

I'm off to see catface at the pub now.
Goodnight b3ta.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Lick his face for me
I know you didn't last time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Maybe.
Remind me about 8.
*puts on shades and cowboy hat*
*grabs car-keys*
*fights way through screaming crowd of fans*
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I thought he preferred girls anyway
Then again, with your hair...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I am a man :'( you so mean to me...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Oh you love it really.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23, Reply)

The heart earrings are particularly lovely.
I'm feeling all hormonal today. I sense a craft session coming on.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

If I ever see you with a wicker basket I know not to upset you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I put all my rage into one basket.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

It's a basket made from nettles, brambles and all knots are chewed closed

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

For fuck's sake don't ask it how it is when you see it.
It will become The Basket of Death.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I will wear it as a fashionable hat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

It gets a bit tighter at certain times of the year.
But go for it - you'll look lovely.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

It's ok the beasts that live in his hair will keep it supple and flexible ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Lions run in fear when I flick my mane
When I say lions, I mean cats down my road, and when I say mane, I mean my winkle.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I've not seen it, so cant comment. Wouldn't surprise me though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I've seen it.
It formed part of his comedy act.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is it as good as this though?
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Nope.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

HARSH!
I cry tears of pain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm sorry DG, that was overly harsh
I'm off for a shower now, but I'll think about you while I'm in there soaping up my body. How about that?

Stop crying now ok.

Oh wait, that's precum isn't it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

it was only a ikkle bit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

ONLY JOKING!
IT WAS A MASSIVE ROPE LIKE SPUNK
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR BLOOOOOOOOP!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

But at least I laughed.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

My dad used to say he got "Craft moments"
Couldn't remember a fucking thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

The blowgun looks brill
"Period Problems, luv"

*Pang**Pang*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

PANIC NOT, I AM HERE
I recently saw www.ym.com.

It was not what I expected.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56, Reply)